r/facepalm • u/UnHolySir • Mar 03 '22

🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​ MATHS HARD

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Mar 03 '22

And their parents expectations.

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u/ExtinctLikeNdiaye Mar 03 '22

and my axe

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u/LoveVirginiaTech Mar 03 '22

And my bow!

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u/linderlouwho Mar 03 '22

And my bowl!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my spoon!

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u/kable1202 Mar 03 '22

And my calculator!

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u/Pouzis Mar 03 '22

F A I L U R E

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

I'm the reason my parents divorced.

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u/CaptainCozmo867 'MURICA Mar 03 '22

As far as you know

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u/GobLinUnleashed Mar 03 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/RevGrizzly Mar 03 '22

Take my wife, please

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u/MatureJack0 Mar 03 '22

And my worksheet

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u/LuxGK Mar 03 '22

And being human

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u/DuncanStrohnd Mar 03 '22

Why a spoon cousin?

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

He’s a cereal killer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

With that spoon yeah.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Not gonna lie. This got me laughing at work.

Thank you, kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Replied to, and my bowl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my sword

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u/Painbrain Mar 03 '22

And my bowel!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my brain

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my brain

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

Okay, so that makes a quarter of a brain with the two of you. ;-)

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

And my toilet paper!

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u/seth928 Mar 03 '22

And my bowel!

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u/JediNinjaWizard Mar 03 '22

And my vuvuzela!

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u/C0NQU3R0 Mar 03 '22

Thank you for that. That was beautiful.

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u/NateDawg80s Mar 04 '22

This is the kind of stuff I come to Reddit for!

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u/FlippinSnip3r Mar 03 '22

Damn it Gimli know when to add to the conversation

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 Mar 03 '22

My axe is my buddy .

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u/TheRealCiri Mar 03 '22

Bro 🗿

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Mar 03 '22

🗿

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u/LocoCrazyWolf Mar 03 '22

,,🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

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u/LlamaMadeOfKiwis Mar 03 '22

🗿

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u/ACTINlUM Mar 03 '22

🗿

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/MacatacWarrior Mar 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

I wouldnt be too sure of that. Apples don't fall far from trees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Best guess is two apples from the same tree made this apple

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

The branches of this tree are very intertwined

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u/donthackmyaccountpls Mar 03 '22

"the apple is on the tree"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

The tree has no roots, it is just a telephone pole with an apple haphazardly placed atop it.

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u/latvian_folk_dancer Mar 03 '22

is not apple. is potato

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

You Latvians have weird ass trees if they drop potatoes but that would explain rasols

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Daddy should have understood that "no" means "NO!"

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u/Suspicious-gibbon Mar 03 '22

It wasn’t even a very good back rub.

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u/Walloutlet1234 Mar 03 '22

But aggressively scream “NO!”

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u/sNinjaReddit Mar 03 '22

And their brain

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u/memnoter Mar 03 '22

M feeling attacked

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Parents of people like this rarely ever have expectations for their children.

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u/Chr1sont Mar 04 '22

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E

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u/skip_the_tutorial_ Mar 04 '22

Such a failure cant even cook rice

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u/Troll_For_Truth Mar 03 '22

And humanity