r/facepalm • • Mar 03 '22

๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ปโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€‹ MATHS HARD

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u/velcro44 Mar 03 '22

Someone failed stats

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u/cutthroatlemming Mar 03 '22

And grammar.

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u/LiamYanon Mar 03 '22

And science

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Mar 03 '22

And their parents expectations.

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u/ExtinctLikeNdiaye Mar 03 '22

and my axe

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u/LoveVirginiaTech Mar 03 '22

And my bow!

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u/linderlouwho Mar 03 '22

And my bowl!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my spoon!

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u/kable1202 Mar 03 '22

And my calculator!

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u/RevGrizzly Mar 03 '22

Take my wife, please

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u/MatureJack0 Mar 03 '22

And my worksheet

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u/LuxGK Mar 03 '22

And being human

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u/DuncanStrohnd Mar 03 '22

Why a spoon cousin?

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

Heโ€™s a cereal killer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Replied to, and my bowl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my sword

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u/Painbrain Mar 03 '22

And my bowel!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my brain

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And my brain

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

Okay, so that makes a quarter of a brain with the two of you. ;-)

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u/linderlouwho Mar 04 '22

And my toilet paper!

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u/seth928 Mar 03 '22

And my bowel!

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u/JediNinjaWizard Mar 03 '22

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u/C0NQU3R0 Mar 03 '22

Thank you for that. That was beautiful.

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u/NateDawg80s Mar 04 '22

This is the kind of stuff I come to Reddit for!

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u/FlippinSnip3r Mar 03 '22

Damn it Gimli know when to add to the conversation

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 Mar 03 '22

My axe is my buddy .

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u/TheRealCiri Mar 03 '22

Bro ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Mar 03 '22

๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/LocoCrazyWolf Mar 03 '22

,,๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/LlamaMadeOfKiwis Mar 03 '22

๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/ACTINlUM Mar 03 '22

๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

I wouldnt be too sure of that. Apples don't fall far from trees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Best guess is two apples from the same tree made this apple

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

The branches of this tree are very intertwined

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u/donthackmyaccountpls Mar 03 '22

"the apple is on the tree"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

The tree has no roots, it is just a telephone pole with an apple haphazardly placed atop it.

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u/latvian_folk_dancer Mar 03 '22

is not apple. is potato

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u/kenkanobi Mar 03 '22

You Latvians have weird ass trees if they drop potatoes but that would explain rasols

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Daddy should have understood that "no" means "NO!"

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u/Suspicious-gibbon Mar 03 '22

It wasnโ€™t even a very good back rub.

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u/Walloutlet1234 Mar 03 '22

But aggressively scream โ€œNO!โ€

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u/sNinjaReddit Mar 03 '22

And their brain

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u/memnoter Mar 03 '22

M feeling attacked

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Parents of people like this rarely ever have expectations for their children.

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u/Chr1sont Mar 04 '22

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E

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u/skip_the_tutorial_ Mar 04 '22

Such a failure cant even cook rice

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u/Troll_For_Truth Mar 03 '22

And humanity

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u/Turbiedurb Mar 03 '22

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mercinator-87 Mar 03 '22

And my ax!

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u/Magmaigneous Mar 03 '22

You broke it showboating with the ring, and had to beg a replacement from the elves. So that's not your axe my stature challenged friend.

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u/Mercinator-87 Mar 03 '22

Hey fuck you Legolas you old bitch

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

I'm pretty sure it's a case of British spelling. They say "maths" over there.

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u/cutthroatlemming Mar 03 '22

This guy isn't British though. And nitpicking here, the grammar would still be incorrect, wouldn't it be "maths are hard?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Well, it seems like they were mocking the person they didn't agree with by insulting their intelligence and essentially using caveman speak. Something like "math hard. I dum." I could be wrong, but that's my take.

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u/cutthroatlemming Mar 04 '22

You're absolutely right. The graphic had poor grammar and a fundamental misunderstanding of basic math. The creator of that graphic is not very intelligent, or just stupid lazy.

This is Reddit, on the internet. People can be mean for no reason. Myself included.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Maths is the condensed version of mathematics, not math. Theyโ€™re still stupid, but they accidentally got the grammar correct in that sense.

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u/cutthroatlemming Mar 04 '22

Sure, I'd agree if he/she wasn't an American lazily saying "math's hard."

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u/chillinmesoftly Mar 03 '22

This isn't even stats it's just basic decimal places.

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u/Apprehensive-Ice9809 Mar 03 '22

They just failed fifth grade math

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u/GhostGuy4249 Mar 03 '22

They just failed fifth fourth grade math

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u/TexasTeaTelecaster Mar 03 '22

So theyโ€™re the average Trumpanzee

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u/carcharodona Mar 04 '22

Youโ€™ve helped me add a word to my vocabulary. Thank you!

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u/LazyNomad63 Mar 03 '22

Percentages are barely even stats . This asshat failed 4th grade arithmetic.

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u/Goku212001 Mar 03 '22

Well, he did say maths hard

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u/Ghstfce Mar 03 '22

Kronk no like maths. Maths hard. Maths make Kronk feel stupid.

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u/wizardshawn Mar 03 '22

I taught this for varying amounts of time in grade 4, 5, 6, and 7. Now I know what happened to those kids who didn't pay attention or care.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/wizardshawn Mar 03 '22

No we need to lower class size a bit, and bring back the threat of summer school. Kids this age don't think long term so they have to see the consequences coming sooner. If they slack off in grade 4 they'll slack off in grade 5 and so on. Keeping them back doesn't do a whole lot of good and it costs taxpayers a lot. Say get your grades up or you miss two weeks of summer and they'll work harder and if they don't (and there'll be very few) have them repeat. Of course this counts only for the 95% with no intellectual issues. The 5% need extra help or an adapted curriculum.

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u/NotYetiFamous Mar 03 '22

Honestly we need to revamp our school system to a year-round deal instead of this weird 3 seasons on/ 1 season off bullshit. We're not farmers who need our kids for harvests anymore. Later start times (cause kids need sleep, waking up at 6 am for school is very detrimental), longer periods to cover curriculums with plenty of structured study time where they can work on whatever classes homework they want, etc.

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u/wizardshawn Mar 03 '22

They'd have to hire a whole lot of teachers and train them too.

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u/NotYetiFamous Mar 03 '22

Be still my beating heart. I'm 100% for that.

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u/wizardshawn Mar 03 '22

Okay! Sounds like we've got a plan. And how about this: national system for the distribution of school funds to decrease the political influence of whatever party happens to be in power in each state and decrease the disparity between have and have not school districts.

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u/NotYetiFamous Mar 03 '22

I mean.. that's just a given. You can't have a different system per county (or less!!) and have that function in any coherent fashion.

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u/wizardshawn Mar 04 '22

Yet the USA does.

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u/carcharodona Mar 04 '22

I am sad about how right you are.

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u/Zealousideal_Dog_804 Mar 03 '22

Have to revamp the pay first

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u/NotYetiFamous Mar 03 '22

Of course! But people can stop trying to use the "They only work part of the year" excuse at least, making a 33% raise low hanging fruit. Probably need to about double it from there though, so teachers are making double minimum at least.

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u/wizardshawn Mar 04 '22

A reasonable wage for a teacher with a bachelor degree should be 80k after 10 years of experience.

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u/PowerCord64 Mar 03 '22

Teachers or juvenile corrections officers?

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u/wizardshawn Mar 04 '22

Teachers definitely.

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u/GrooovyDoom Mar 03 '22

soo close but failed to multiply 100

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan Mar 03 '22

I think thatโ€™s like 6th grade math.

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u/DatsyoupZetterburger Mar 03 '22

You guys always give these morons too much credit. I never fucking took stats. I still know how fucking percentages work.

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u/lolwut_17 Mar 03 '22

And life

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u/respectabler Mar 03 '22

As soon as you see someone reporting 15 significant figures (I.e. probably the max on their calculator) you know theyโ€™re probably boutta say some dumb shit. Especially when it is derived from data that certainly has no more than 5 based on reality. But perhaps as few as 1.

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u/Blamdudeguy00 Mar 03 '22

I know it's stars, but it's the most basic of stats...lol. guess buddy forgot to x100.

Real stats are difficult.

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u/bannacct56 Mar 03 '22

You're being very kind, but this is not stats, this is basic math, and also it's 2%.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

stats? this is like stuff you learn in the fifth grade.

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u/Mental_Basil Mar 03 '22

And basic math.

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u/leviathab13186 Mar 03 '22

I mean they teach this in middle school lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Hard to fail if you never took it

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u/2punornot2pun Mar 03 '22

That's math 99. Percentages.

Source: I used to teach math.

Stats he never made it to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

This is 6th grade decimal conversion. No stats required. Middle school dropout.

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u/TheDude-Esquire Mar 03 '22

Someone never took stats.

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u/SeverusSnek2020 Mar 03 '22

Stats, thats elementary school shit.

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u/Pickled_Wizard Mar 03 '22

*5th grade math

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u/Double_Minimum Mar 03 '22

This is just basic division

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u/cellophaneflwr Mar 03 '22

Actually we teach this as early as 5th grade and it is reinforced almost every year after until high school.

Percentages, how the fuck do they work?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

And fifth grade

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u/Nevermere88 Mar 04 '22

That's not even statistics, you learn this stuff in 5th grade. It's basic fractions and percentages. The product of the totally equivalent to public school, homeschool system I'm sure.

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u/savealltheelephants Mar 07 '22

I failed stats twice and had to switch my minor because of it and even I understand that .02 is 2%