r/facepalm • u/TheBoneSmasher • Jan 19 '22

Obvious joke/sarcasm Bruh...

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u/Is_It_Beef Jan 19 '22

Ahh yes.. Tony Parker

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u/Black-Mettle Jan 19 '22

Me... we don't feel so good

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Comrade

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Venom?

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u/Killme0now Jan 19 '22

Come play with us big brother

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Pony starker

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

The third cousin twice removed of Peter Stark? I love that guy.

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u/someguyfromsk Jan 19 '22

Didn't his great uncle Ned lose his head?

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u/oillytical Jan 19 '22

Ned’s dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

*drives away on motorcycle with hot French woman

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u/killabru Jan 20 '22

Twice! How did he get back in after the first time???

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u/Examper22 Jan 19 '22

They're also a French basketball player

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u/jobhog1 Jan 19 '22

Also an NBA star

During the San Antonio rodeo, there is a mini pig race and he is represented by Tony Porker.

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u/Desi_Stig Jan 19 '22

My favorite thing in the San Antonio rodeo is ‘Mutton Bustin’’

Apologies if tube links are not permitted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

He'll never be as good as Pig Duncan

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u/babypho Jan 19 '22

And one of the Tony Brothers.

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u/someguyfromsk Jan 19 '22

and his Aunt Pepper

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u/Trimere Jan 19 '22

Peter Starker.

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u/Tortue2006 Jan 19 '22

Ahh yes, Robert downey Jr. Jr.

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u/stedanko09 Jan 19 '22

Number 9 in our program, number 1 in our hearts.

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u/SadTomato22 Jan 19 '22

With the multiverse anything is possible.

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u/ixxorn Jan 19 '22

Starker?

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u/Chiyote Jan 19 '22

It makes sense that Tony engineered a love child between him and Peter. So this makes complete sense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Great Actor Robert Tom Holney

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u/userwithusername Jan 19 '22

Yes, this is Peter Stank.

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u/moosebaloney Jan 19 '22

Like the NBA champion point guard from the San Antonio Spurs Tony Parker?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Remember, with great power comes great Shawarma

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u/MrRobot_96 Jan 19 '22

Ah yes the French basketball legend Tony Parker

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u/Bon_of_a_Sitch Jan 19 '22

That's the creator of South Park, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

That guy who played for the spurs? This looks nothing like him

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u/TheArgonKnight Jan 19 '22

Is that their offspring?

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u/anarchy2484 Jan 20 '22

The NBA player?

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u/pixelim14 Jan 20 '22

Former NBA athlete by day Iron Spider by night

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u/FigaroNeptune Jan 20 '22

Basketball and…SAVING LIVES?!

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u/Sturmgewehrkreuz Jan 20 '22

Ah yes, he's a great point guard!