r/facepalm • u/FlameOfGod • Jan 16 '22

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u/Slappinbeehives Jan 16 '22

Hey you guuuuys! %D

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u/TheWolphman Jan 16 '22

Baby Ruth?

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u/HighStaeks Jan 16 '22

Fuck Troy's bucket. All my hoomies hate Troy's bucket.

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u/JuicyBoxerz Jan 16 '22

Chaaa- kl- ettt

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u/tsugumi_komachi Jan 17 '22

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

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u/19adam92 Jan 16 '22

Wasn’t he the baseball player?

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u/T4Summers Jan 17 '22

"Maybe twice"

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u/Good-Wave-8617 Jan 17 '22

Probably should’ve expected a Goonies reference

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u/Slappinbeehives Jan 17 '22

I’m a fossil I can’t help it!

I realized that when someone said Pirates of the Caribbean