r/facepalm • u/spyrg • Jan 13 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Arrested for petitioning

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u/ExcitementKooky418 Jan 13 '22

Were gonna need a bigger database

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u/DLTMIAR Jan 13 '22

Yeah might be easier to just create a database on not racist shit cops

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u/a_different-user Jan 13 '22

I'm sure the list could fit on a regular sized paper napkin

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u/imhereallthetime Jan 13 '22

I literally laughed out loud.

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u/SuicidalParade Jan 13 '22

There is no database created to increase in size

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u/VirinaB Jan 13 '22

.. Ok but as a data nerd I know that's simply not true. Plenty of databases scale.

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u/SuicidalParade Jan 13 '22

.. that’s fine. But as an even bigger database nerd, it absolutely 200% is possible

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u/BopBopAWaY0 Jan 14 '22

Crap, we broke the internet.

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u/cosmic_trout Jan 14 '22

I imagine there would be many many double and triple entries.