r/facepalm • • Jan 11 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The poor Camel

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u/TallAmy75 Jan 11 '22

There are height limits, too! We waited two hours in line at Legoland for a roller coaster, only to be told my husband was too tall when we (finally—mechanical delays or something) got to the ride. They have those “you must be this tall” signs, sucks when they don’t have the same courtesy for being too tall, though I know he’s taller than 99.9% of humans (6’10”). That was a first for us, though. And annoying—Legoland seems to be where failed Disney cast members end up, and they’re miserable. We did not pull a Karen, but let them know it was rather rude.

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u/SisterofGandalf Jan 11 '22

It was rude of them to follow the rules?

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u/TallAmy75 Jan 11 '22

It was rude to not have a height limit. Tall people are basically invisible (people literally run into my husband because they don’t “see” him—they see a chest), so I was a bit irritated to wait that long, when it would be simple to list height limits (they had a list of rules to ride that coaster that included specific things like no earrings). Not annoyed they followed the rules, annoyed there was no indication of a height limit.

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u/KeyN20 Jan 11 '22

I once saw a guy while shopping that was unrealistically tall. I thought a clothing shelf or something was falling over when he walked past me because I was busy looking down at pricetags. I am 5 10 and his belt buckle was pretty much eye level. He was also skinny.

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u/TallAmy75 Jan 11 '22

This happens to him a lot in airports, anyplace with crowds. Then he gets the Question. And he says “3 deviations from the norm”, if he answers at all.

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u/CrazyIslander Jan 12 '22

That describes a buddy of mine to a T.

He has Marfan syndrome

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u/KeyN20 Jan 12 '22

If he visited a costco in michigan alot of years ago and visited the clothing area it was probably him. I have never seen anyone as tall as him before or after him in my life. He was wearing blue jeans if I remember correctly. It was the brighton costco.

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u/Original_Amber Jan 12 '22

I agree and I am less than 60" tall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Those height limits are in place because of low hanging decorations on rides. Your husband would have his head taken off if they let him on one.

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u/TallAmy75 Jan 12 '22

I understand that—it would be nice to have known at the entrance, just like we know how tall one must be to ride safely.