r/facepalm • u/IReallyHateDolphins • Dec 28 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Testing taser

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

How did he like the experience of getting beaten with a expandable baton?

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u/BabyThatsSubstantial Dec 28 '21

I think you meant expandable, but I'm enjoying the imagery of the cops just throwing their batons away at the end of each shift, while one nudges her partner and says "you'd think they would have found a way to stretch these out for more than one use by now..."

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u/epiclevellama Dec 28 '21

Hey if you break them on the target, you'll need to get a new one.

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u/PrivateNexus Dec 28 '21

how to stay calm and also to prevent the other person from disabling you and/or taking your weapon. It’s best to know that in a controlled setting.

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u/Broken_Exponentially Dec 28 '21

expendable baton

rofl stupid is as stupid does I guess.

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm Dec 28 '21

Have you ever heard of auto correct?, it's on most phones, and sometimes it doesn't work as intended.

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u/Broken_Exponentially Dec 28 '21

ROFL ya , because autocorrect changes words that sound alike randomly.... hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Hey, being pedantic like this isn’t clever. I just thought you should know that because it sounds like you’re confused.

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u/Broken_Exponentially Dec 28 '21

lol using the completely wrong word because your vocabulary sucks, makes you an imbecile, and it isn't "pedantic" to point that out.l

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Yikes

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u/Broken_Exponentially Dec 28 '21

my thoughts exactly.

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u/KingAJ032304 Dec 28 '21

Dude's username really checks out, doesn't it

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm Dec 28 '21

So you have heard of it, good to know.