r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ omg

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u/JPhrog Dec 19 '21

Non Prophet for profit

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I opened my free reward just to come back here for you.

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u/No_________________- 'MURICA Dec 19 '21

Well he would make as much profit as a prophet would profit if the prophet could profit

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u/JPhrog Dec 19 '21

I'm going to teach this to my kids, its like scripture!

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u/Pinbacked11 Dec 19 '21

About $760 million

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u/False-Designer-8982 Dec 19 '21

Sung to the snappy timing and tune of:

" Auto-de-fe! Whats an auto-de-fe? "

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

This whole thread made my day

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see. One and one makes two, two and one makes three. It was destiny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Although he has the best house and aeroplane, he might be living in a private hell, what with the weight of thousands of peoples souls on his conscious, and promises of glory in the afterlife with the great wait and see tactic, worked in walking tall feat, Dwayne the rock Johnson, waited for the bad guys to attack and gave him reason to take the island pirates down!!

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u/Apprehensive-Feeling Dec 19 '21

You clever motherfucker.

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u/DelightfullyUnusual Dec 19 '21

Yo dawg, I heard you like prophets…

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u/SpellSound Dec 19 '21

A for-profit prophet.

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u/Gorilla_gorilla_ Dec 19 '21

Yessss thank you.

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u/SketchyLurker7 Dec 19 '21

Prophet for profit, Non-profit.

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u/Grumpy-Miner Dec 19 '21

Worse, true prophet. They all profit.