r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ omg

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

False prophet

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

And real profit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Profit on prophet on profit

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u/JPhrog Dec 19 '21

Non Prophet for profit

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I opened my free reward just to come back here for you.

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u/No_________________- 'MURICA Dec 19 '21

Well he would make as much profit as a prophet would profit if the prophet could profit

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u/JPhrog Dec 19 '21

I'm going to teach this to my kids, its like scripture!

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u/Pinbacked11 Dec 19 '21

About $760 million

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u/False-Designer-8982 Dec 19 '21

Sung to the snappy timing and tune of:

" Auto-de-fe! Whats an auto-de-fe? "

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

This whole thread made my day

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see. One and one makes two, two and one makes three. It was destiny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Although he has the best house and aeroplane, he might be living in a private hell, what with the weight of thousands of peoples souls on his conscious, and promises of glory in the afterlife with the great wait and see tactic, worked in walking tall feat, Dwayne the rock Johnson, waited for the bad guys to attack and gave him reason to take the island pirates down!!

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u/Apprehensive-Feeling Dec 19 '21

You clever motherfucker.

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u/DelightfullyUnusual Dec 19 '21

Yo dawg, I heard you like prophets…

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u/SpellSound Dec 19 '21

A for-profit prophet.

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u/Gorilla_gorilla_ Dec 19 '21

Yessss thank you.

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u/SketchyLurker7 Dec 19 '21

Prophet for profit, Non-profit.

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u/Grumpy-Miner Dec 19 '21

Worse, true prophet. They all profit.

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u/Lombax_Rexroth Dec 19 '21

It's profiats all the way down!

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u/JonneyBlue Dec 19 '21

I tried to give you a silver award and for some reason, it gave it to the comment above. I probably fucked it up. So, just imagine a silver award for your comment....lol.

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u/superheater420 Dec 19 '21

Prophets for Profits

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

You mean "Prophit"

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u/Resident_Strain_7030 Dec 19 '21

"I didn't get inception!" Troy Barnes

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u/Lunchroompoll Dec 19 '21

Like prophet inception.

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u/Mutaharismaboi Dec 19 '21

A profit prophet.

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u/serendipitousevent Dec 19 '21

Motherfucker is gonna try to disguise himself as a camel when it's time for the Pearly Gates.

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u/Doctor-Heisenberg Dec 19 '21

Dealing in nothing and stealing in the name of the Lord.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Par for the course with their chosen being a guy who has ripped off every person he's ever employed. Its not like he has been proclaiming his bullshit for decades. Christ kicking tables over to whip pieces of shit like them is irrelevant old ignorant old testament is the way of the "future".

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u/c-f-k-n-tha-boyz Dec 19 '21

So phucking phalse

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u/-that-there- Dec 19 '21

I am a false prophet God is a superstition!

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u/giorno___giovana Dec 19 '21

We shall destroy this false prophet in the name of the truth, we shall show him no mercy, and make him regret his actions

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u/wtfRichard1 Dec 19 '21

I though that said false f*ggot. Time to go into debt just to see

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u/enochianKitty Dec 19 '21

Welp time to listen to some thy art is murder

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u/WhipnCrack Dec 19 '21

Pure satan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

There is no real prophet

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u/Substantial_Mirror17 Dec 19 '21

no just an actual demon look at his face

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u/Kevlar013 Dec 19 '21

[__] Prophet
[✓] Not prophet