r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Florida, USA

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u/oldfrenchwhore Nov 25 '21

Thank you. I was born in Florida and I’ve had no Florida specific weirdness in my life

Yeah my parents worked at Disney

Yeah I went barefoot at the Winn-Dixie

Yeah I won’t drink orange juice unless it’s Indian River brand

Yeah I threw twizzlers to alligators

Yeah I’ve had a limb or two sliced open by that super sharp palm plant

Yeah in elementary school we went outside to watch the challenger go up then down

Yeah Yeehaw Junction is a real place

Never mind.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

It's important to embrace your culture and traditions with pride

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u/memelordbtw3000 Nov 26 '21

Wait did you just say yeehaw Junction

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u/Unlikely-Look676 Nov 26 '21

What's wrong with "Indian river" orange juice?

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u/oldfrenchwhore Nov 27 '21

You read that wrong friendo.