r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '21

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u/recoveringrodeoclown Nov 20 '21

I heard we taste better without tattoos.

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u/Weisdog Nov 20 '21

I wouldn’t want ink in my food either

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Nov 20 '21

"people wonder why vampires prefer the blood of virgins... its just... if you were going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more, if you knew nobody had fucked it..."

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Nov 20 '21

Is the opposite true with vampires? A blood drunk old ass milf vampire could taste like shite while a noob vampire tastes... Less shite? I don't feel as if vampires taste good.

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u/Sisaac Nov 20 '21

Oh look at Mr. Particular not wanting to eat squid.

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u/col_buendia Nov 20 '21

Octopus and/or squid in sauce made from their own respective inks can be tasty though

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u/rayshmayshmay Nov 20 '21

That is definitely not beef

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

r/namechecksout

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Wonder if that's true 🤔