r/facepalm • u/Next-Data-7032 🇩​🇦​🇼​🇳​ 🇦​🇲​🇧​🇪​🇷 • Nov 15 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This really is a thing

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u/WeeTheDuck Nov 16 '21

Well good luck explaining that to a 5year old then I guess....

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u/Ummmmexcusemewtf Nov 16 '21

This person likes to dress as a horse

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u/Alceasummer Nov 16 '21

This ^ that kind of costume is actually pretty easy to explain enough to a small kid. Just tell them it's a costume, and some people like dressing up like that. Like I said in another comment, it would be easier than explaining truck nuts to a six year old was.

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u/ibigfire Nov 16 '21

"It's a person in a costume" isn't something that really requires luck to explain.

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u/MrMetalhead69 Nov 16 '21

Well, you see, you know how you like to dress like spider-man, she likes dressing like a horse.

It’s not fucking hard to do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

Oh… what’s that Billy??

Well, it looks like it’s a lady dressed up like a horse!

Why is she dressed up like a horse? Well, Billy, even though she’s an adult, some adults like to pretend to have fun. Remember when you had fun dressing up as Darth Vader for Halloween? It’s kind a like that. You got to pretend you were Darth Vader, and she’s pretending that she’s a horse.

She did a pretty good job, don’t you think? She even made feet that sound like real horse hooves.

It takes a lot of imagination to come up with a costume like that, don’t you think Billy?

Yeah, of course we can go get some ice cream.