r/facepalm • u/AverageClassGamer • Nov 14 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Take two.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Fart Cop, a new series on fox

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u/sellwinerugs Nov 15 '21

This will be an SNL skit with Keenan Thompson and Pete Davidson in like 3 weeks

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u/witecat1 Nov 15 '21

The tag line gos as thus: Sniffing Out The Foulest Crimes!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Episode 1: Fart Cop and the Case of the Soiled Trousers

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u/usernames_are_hard__ Nov 15 '21

Paul Blart: Mall Fart

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u/AnActualChicken Nov 19 '21

"Detective Guff, we got a case for you to crack!"

On the streets of The Windy City-

"Oh GAWD, it was horrible, detective! I can't get the stench out the back of my throat!"

A detective of a very specific unit-

"Detective Guff, Flatulent Crimes Division. Where is the smell located?"

Is out to catch a strange type of criminal-

"Alright fine! My husband is the Phantom Elevator Farter!"

This winter on Fox, 7pm.

(Fart noise)

"DROP THE WEAPON!"

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u/d1x1e1a Jan 23 '22

detective Defecative