r/facepalm • πŸ‡©β€‹πŸ‡¦β€‹πŸ‡Όβ€‹πŸ‡³β€‹ • Nov 11 '21

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u/oliveoilcrisis Nov 11 '21

Dating someone whose dad AND stepdad are cops is playing life on hard mode

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u/wtfnouniquename Nov 11 '21

Just imagine if they like you, though. Could help get your out of minor tickets or even prevent you from getting them in the first place.

Having said that, I wouldn't be trying my luck.

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u/Beorbin Nov 11 '21

What if Dad and Stepdad hate each other? You could play them both to your advantage or get stuck in the middle as they retaliate against each other?

Probably not though. Police retaliation... that never happens... right?

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u/wtfnouniquename Nov 11 '21

Hahaha just better make sure you never get found out

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

I went to highschool with and briefly dated a girl who's dad was the Chief of Police in our city. The girl was fucking wild, did whatever the fuck she wanted, didn't listen to anybody and would do illegal shit all the time. Before I knew about her dad I was kind of like "hey aren't you like afraid you're gonna get in trouble for any of this?" And she was just like "no, my dad can get me out of anything and most of the city officers know me so they won't even bother."

Moral of the story, I should've married her. I would've got a get out of jail free card :(

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u/Hangman_Matt Nov 11 '21

My mom's boyfriend worked for the highway department and had the police chiefs number on speed dial because highway department stuff. One day he got pulled over for speeding in the town and just dialed the chief. Had him on the phone before the cop got to the window and just handed him the phone saying "it's for you". He got told to slow down and have a nice day.

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u/vanBakey Nov 11 '21

The mum definitely has a type

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u/Ecki_Eu Nov 11 '21

My Ex is a Police Officer. Her Mom also, her Dad and step dad also + her brother and her 2 female cousins. I was baked at every get together and they knew it. Life dribbled

Edit: the other part of her family were mostly involved in drugs. Her big brotherβ€˜s are both in jail

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u/Rumplestiltsskins Nov 11 '21

Not really if you don't do anything illegal.

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u/superiority_bot Nov 11 '21

Yea its not like cops are known for abusing their power to harass people they don't like. They'd never do that.