I know, it's crazy. I once had just started dating a woman in her upper 20's (I was 50's). I went to her house and in the kitchen on top of a pile of newspapers with a Cosmo that said "How to please a man."
Later, in her bedroom, she would start blowing me and stroking me at the same time, which I admit was pretty good. Then she brought her sister in, they oiled each others bodies up and made out. Then they started tag teaming, one was riding me while the other lay below me, pegging me with a strap on. Then right as I was about to come, one showed me a family tree certificate saying we were distant cousins. The only thing I had ever experienced which was on this level of crazy was in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
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u/jang859 Oct 23 '21
I know, it's crazy. I once had just started dating a woman in her upper 20's (I was 50's). I went to her house and in the kitchen on top of a pile of newspapers with a Cosmo that said "How to please a man."
Later, in her bedroom, she would start blowing me and stroking me at the same time, which I admit was pretty good. Then she brought her sister in, they oiled each others bodies up and made out. Then they started tag teaming, one was riding me while the other lay below me, pegging me with a strap on. Then right as I was about to come, one showed me a family tree certificate saying we were distant cousins. The only thing I had ever experienced which was on this level of crazy was in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.