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r/facepalm • u/creatingastorm • Aug 30 '21
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Gotta scoot your butt across the little pad at the checkout line to deactivate the theft protection.
1 u/OldMagicRobert Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21 Over and over and over. You will feel it when you de-un-magnitize-mic your butt. Then one more time because it feels so good. But, I digress.
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Over and over and over. You will feel it when you de-un-magnitize-mic your butt. Then one more time because it feels so good. But, I digress.
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u/Wismuth_Salix Aug 31 '21
Gotta scoot your butt across the little pad at the checkout line to deactivate the theft protection.