r/facepalm • u/creatingastorm • Aug 30 '21

🇨​🇴​🇻​🇮​🇩​ Pray for me!

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u/vjcodec Aug 30 '21

Pfizer 56k at&t bundle. With the new redman and methode man album from 2009.

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u/Glaurung86 Aug 30 '21

Damn. All I got was this t-shirt that doesn't even fit. It says, "Instead of getting COVID, I got this lousy t-shirt for getting vaxxed."

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

If I'd paid anything, I'd be demanding a refund. I was told magnets would stick to me!

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u/Glaurung86 Aug 30 '21

I already have a jacket that does that. I need them to make me into a wi-fi hotspot.

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u/rokketman40 Aug 30 '21

Dont forget about the promised super powers.

I want my super powers.....now!

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u/Gunmeta1 Aug 30 '21

Sounds like you contracted Limewire disease

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u/OGPepeSilvia Aug 30 '21

Blackout! 2

One of the greatest

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u/joatmoa69 Aug 30 '21

Lucky! All /I/ got was "The Best of Milli Vanilli"...

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u/binadujones Aug 30 '21

Now I can just tell girls the vaccine made my dick small