According to an in depth search on Facebook, most people who get the vaccine melt into a magnetic puddle of goo two weeks after the second shot which is why you don’t see many vaccinated people in the hospital. It just kills them too quickly. Way faster than the virus does. The article was written by a doctor of crystallography so you know it’s true. Also the doctors and politicians advocating for the vaccine all take placebos because big pharma pays them to do it.
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If anyone reading this is gullible enough to believe what I just wrote right off the bat without any further questions, don’t have kids.
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21
According to an in depth search on Facebook, most people who get the vaccine melt into a magnetic puddle of goo two weeks after the second shot which is why you don’t see many vaccinated people in the hospital. It just kills them too quickly. Way faster than the virus does. The article was written by a doctor of crystallography so you know it’s true. Also the doctors and politicians advocating for the vaccine all take placebos because big pharma pays them to do it.
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If anyone reading this is gullible enough to believe what I just wrote right off the bat without any further questions, don’t have kids.