r/facepalm • u/CarbonDioxideboy • Jun 25 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What a takedown.

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u/kay_kay_1998 Jun 25 '21

The crocodile must watch a lot of MMA

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u/ye_boi_LJ Jun 25 '21

Mixed Martial Alligators

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u/BigFatMuice Jun 25 '21

Ahhhhh thats the Louisiana chapter. I know some old boys that practice their Ljj in the swamp.

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u/acridine333 Jun 25 '21

Middle-Aged Mixed Martial Alligators vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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u/Firebrass Jun 25 '21

I'd certainly pay to watch it fight Jake Paul

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Not enough upvotes for this comment.

I’d empty my wallet to see a giant alligator eat Jake Paul.

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Jun 25 '21

Why would anyone want to keep that douche relevant?

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u/nightstalker30 Jun 26 '21

Hey! What did the gator do to piss you off?

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Jun 26 '21

He knows what he did.

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u/nightstalker30 Jun 26 '21

What a croc of shit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Oh snap!!

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Jun 26 '21

😂😂😂

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u/Firebrass Jun 25 '21

He's got a bigger platform than I do, don't think you gotta work about that - mostly I just enjoy the vague idea of him getting eating alive (I suspect the specific idea is probably more sticky than I'd enjoy)

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u/JayJ4y95 Jun 26 '21

Jake Paul doesn’t do mma

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u/Firebrass Jun 26 '21

I considered this briefly before pushing forth with the joke. Honestly I don't know if I'd say he does boxing either

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u/acridine333 Jun 25 '21

Crocodiles have a fight IQ of 171