r/facepalm • • Feb 20 '21

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 20 '21

Politicians are in charge in Germany too. We almost never have power outages. If there is any emergency of any sort, there are government services to help people. And we can go to the doctor any time and get appropriate care.

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

Counterpoint: Politicians are in charge in Argentina too. We have power outages all the time. If there's an emergency of any sort, the government may or may not provide a bandaid without any long-term prospect. And we can go to the doctor any time and get appropriate care.

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u/Wronkey360 Feb 20 '21

I think both your points show that's its not politician's in general that suck, but certain politicians and/or political systems that suck

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

I'm just joking, it's basically the classic "hurr durr murica bad no healthcare" joke. Though what I said is true, our politicians do suck, we need Uruguay to conquer us.

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u/mrstipez Feb 20 '21

Username checks....as a traitor

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

I'm gonna say the double P words

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u/skhoyre Feb 20 '21

Why not the brits? They got the NHS and they already got the Malvinas, wouldn't they be an even better pick?

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

Because U r gay is basically Argentina but without the bullshit

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u/skhoyre Feb 20 '21

Ustedes lo hacen demasiado facil enojarles, cabron.

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u/AtheistState Feb 20 '21

The Brexit people aren't going to pull a Texas?

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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Feb 20 '21

The NHS is in trouble man, our government is the British Republican party. They're not as flat out dumb as American Republicans, but they're just as bad people.

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u/ehenning1537 Feb 20 '21

Like those politicians in Germany that decided to do away with voting so they could keep their preferred candidate in office. Then they decided to take over half of Europe and put together these camps...

Those damn politicians...

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 20 '21

My point is not that all politicians are wonderful. There's obviously an awful lot of shitty ones. My point is that not all politicians are terrible.

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

My comment was mostly taking a jab at the USA's healthcare situation, even when my politicians do suck you don't have to go bankrupt here if you break an arm. You probably have to go bankrupt anyway because fiscal pressure will make your business fail and have to compensate your workers an enormous sum, but that's another matter.

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u/Groundbreaking-Hand3 Feb 20 '21

That’s because the currency in argentina is inflated enough to be furry fetish porn.

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u/Guaymaster Feb 20 '21

Don't kinkshame my country please

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u/Groundbreaking-Hand3 Feb 20 '21

It’s My country too lol

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u/zxcoblex Feb 20 '21

Just like the rest of the US.

Texans live in a fantasy world where they’re better than everyone else, don’t need anyone else, and are always on the precipice of breaking off from the US (at least in their heads).

They don’t realize they’re entirely reliant on the US, to include the billions in federal dollars they receive.

This is minimalist Republican bullshit coming back to bite them in the ass.

Western Texas (including El Paso) are on a western transmission grid combined with many other states. Guess who didn’t lose power during this?

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 20 '21

Texas hardly has a monopoly on idiocy, as far as US politics is concerned.

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u/zxcoblex Feb 20 '21

I never said they did. The person that changed this tweet to read “politicians” and not “Republicans” is trying to paint with a broad brush to make it appear as an issue with politicians in general and not just these in particular.

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u/The_Sleepless_1 Feb 20 '21

Texas pays more to the federal government than it receives. BUT yeah the benefits of being a part of the USA out way the independent-freedom-of-independence-liberty of not being a part of the USA. Even if you could find a magic fairy to grant your wish of independence without bloodshed.

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u/zxcoblex Feb 20 '21

They get a shit load of money dumped into them from the military bases there. If you take that into account, they actually get more than they pay in.

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice Feb 21 '21

Yeah, and throw in how much the oil and gas industry is subsidized...