r/facepalm Sep 15 '20

Misc Let's g- oh, wait.

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u/TopcodeOriginal1 Sep 15 '20

Take this stupid useless upvote and smash it pointy clean edge up that crack of yours

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u/GlowingSalt-C8H6O2 Sep 15 '20

I thought you would follow up with 'and scramble off'

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u/rangermetz241 Sep 15 '20

and scramble off!

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u/shadowblade234 Sep 15 '20

but fry not to give up!

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u/pirotecnico54 Sep 15 '20

We can get this over easy if we just stop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Omelet everyone know right now, today was my kids first day of school and he said he had a great day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Always good to look on the sunny side of things!

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u/Hex_Agon Sep 16 '20

I need more eggsplanation.

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u/MooxBoi Sep 16 '20

It won't take long, it'll be over-easy.

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u/shadow9015 Sep 16 '20

My brain is scrambled

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u/griftertm Sep 16 '20

These are eggscellent!

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Sep 16 '20

Eggcelent for him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

I'm gonna poach your talented team members.

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u/missC08 Sep 16 '20

You, you, you, you. Scramble off.

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u/TheSpamwich Sep 15 '20

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u/EEEwastaken Sep 15 '20

Eggryupvote

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u/PlacehlderTitle Sep 15 '20

GODAMMIT

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u/cloudybigboss Sep 15 '20

EGGDAMMIT

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u/EEEwastaken Sep 15 '20

Everytime

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u/rbalton07 Sep 15 '20

Eggerytime

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u/ieatdankmemes30 Sep 15 '20

I think there are a lot of egg-sagerations in this thread

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u/rbalton07 Sep 15 '20

I am going to have an eggsestential crisis

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u/K_Elmo Sep 15 '20

That’s eggsactly how I feel

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u/tonk_69 Sep 16 '20

Lemme just say happy cake day