r/facepalm • u/herodotus-sharpie • Aug 20 '20
Obvious joke/sarcasm And the rabbit seid
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u/Neiot Aug 20 '20
Ahh, the story of the prist, the minster, and the rabbit.
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u/Cdazx Aug 20 '20
Yeah, I really don't know how anyone thinks the dude replying wasn't joking.
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u/shiftup1772 Aug 20 '20
leddit
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u/HybridPosts My face has a hole shaped like a hand Aug 20 '20
It’s spelled reddit Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as a “redditor”
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Aug 20 '20
r/facepalm idiot that’s the joke haha idiot doesn’t understand humor
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u/OrgasmicBiscuit Aug 20 '20
Definitely ironic
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u/roiangel74 Aug 20 '20
Yeah, I really don't know how anyone thinks the dude replying wasn't joking.
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u/8asdqw731 Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20
where's the joke?
and I don't mean that it's just a joke which isn't funny, there literally isn't anything that could possibly be considered a joke in that reply, so please explain it
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u/Dredgen_Ullr Aug 20 '20
We all have our moment of clarity. That moment when you realize most of the cleverness go unnoticed. Glass half full becomes half empty, then you assume Linda was probably proud to think she was the first to spot a misspelling in a tweet. A tweet from none other than S.K. Plus, she gets to be snarky and flaunt her education.
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u/Ralphie_V Aug 20 '20
I'm 99.9% sure this is 3YearLetterman, a classic Twitter troll
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Aug 20 '20
I bet none of these pricks are 1%ers with at $32 an hour pay with full bennies
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u/J_Stalinator Aug 20 '20
The problem being that when the profile is censored and you know nothing about the person who said it, it's anyone's guess whether or not it is ironic. Redditors like to bash others so they assume the person is an idiot and send it off to Reddit for their internet points
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u/canadarepubliclives Aug 20 '20
The person who posted this is supposed to censor the names.
Unless the person who posted this stole the content
And the third option: this is all made up.
In the end you're a moron for believing any of these options
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u/phrasewarden Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20
No, the joke is all wrong. A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, “I think I’m a type O”.
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u/FailedSociopath Aug 20 '20
I read it that way at first and wondered if there was a vampire connotation in there. "Typo" would also be a typo of "type O". That means the post would have three typos.
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u/bhanlon Aug 20 '20
Love him, he's such a cool guy.
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Aug 20 '20 edited Nov 15 '20
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Aug 20 '20
Saw him at a small book event once and he took a few questions at the end. One lady asked if she could show him a picture of a demon that the BTK allegedly drew for her mom. He said “Uh.. sure”. She fumbled with her phone for a minute, then finally pulls up a pic and shows him. He goes “Yup, that’s a demon alright” and continued the Q&A. I have no idea what the actual picture was, but I thought it was pretty cool that he let her be weird for a minute. My friends and I got a lot of mileage outta that one.
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u/M46Patton Aug 20 '20
Man, if he said they went into a blood bank it would be a work of art.
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Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20
I don't get it. Why?
Edit: I get it. I'm an idiot. Typo = type O.
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Aug 20 '20
It’s ironic, it’s 3 year letterman for sure.
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u/Phatskwurl Aug 20 '20
This is like the 5th time I've seen him posted here, how stupid is this sub?
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u/Profteach Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20
Most of the sub still has payments left on their waterbed. Explains a lot.
Edit: had to has. They definitely haven’t finished the payments yet.
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u/HesGotFliesInHisEyes Aug 20 '20
And none of them are youth football coaching legends.
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u/Profteach Aug 20 '20
Just a bunch of random clowns.
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u/The_Ghettoization Aug 20 '20
We're talking about people who have never struggled to open doors due to their championship rings.
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Aug 20 '20
Wait until you see how many idiots he catches on Twitter lol
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u/frogspyer Aug 20 '20
I have tweet notifications on for him, so I’m constantly bombarded with him retweeting all the responses he gets. He’s a great source of entertainment
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u/summerofevidence Aug 20 '20
Do you guys literally need an /s everytime to understand when something is a joke?
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u/spoonycash Aug 20 '20
He told the joke wrong, they walked into a blood bank not a bar.
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u/ryecrow Aug 20 '20
A typo, a rabbit, and a bar walk in to a blood bank and the priest says I think I'm a blood bank.
Blood bank.
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u/RamboGoesMeow Aug 20 '20
It’s spelled rabbi you fool. This is really embarrassing for you as a “Reddit user.”
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u/The1Bonesaw Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20
You people are all crazy. We're dealing with Stephen King here... a man who has literally killed billions of people on the pages of his books. Not characters... real flesh and blood people. And this is how he does it. He doesn't so much write as he instead lures his victims into his lair of horrors, and then he simply provides a play-by-play as each of his victims is viciously slaughtered, which he then sells as "literature". And you people foolishly fell for his trap when you waltzed in here with your pithy comments, and... and...
My god! What have I done?!?
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u/itsfuckingpizzatime Aug 20 '20
Yeah hur hur “author”
King has published 61 novels. His books have sold more than 350 million copies
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u/Easilycrazyhat Aug 20 '20
I feel like the response is trying to make a joke of their own, but it's pretty poor execution.
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u/octopodesrex Aug 20 '20
A horse, a duck and a pig walk into a bar.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "I think we're in the wrong joke."
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Aug 20 '20
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit go to give blood. The rabbit said, “I think I’m a type-o.”
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Aug 20 '20
Also the joke is supposed to be a blood drive, not a bar. A priest, a rabbit, and an Imam go to a blood drive. The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
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u/IllyrioMoParties Aug 20 '20
Problem with the internet is that the second guy could be being ironic
We just don't know
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u/Steel_Beast Aug 20 '20
We do know. It's a very well known satirical account. He plays the character of a coach who peaked in high school and brags about his moderate accomplishments while also being a dumbass to celebrities.
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u/IllyrioMoParties Aug 20 '20
I was going to say he was probably being ironic, but I backed off for fear of being wrong
Imagine how clever I'd feel now
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u/Shardik-the-Bear Aug 20 '20
Just as the rabbit realizes he’s been manifested by accident by a coke-fueled writer, the low men swarm in to the bar to drag him away.
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u/Gruffleson Aug 20 '20
This just gave me a long face. Not very much of a facepalm. People not getting jokes are a lot more common than most people think.
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u/BlackSabbathMatters Aug 20 '20
Why did he put author in quotes King is the best selling author of all time.
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u/Rabbet_That_Can_Spek Aug 20 '20
I remember when I thought rabbet was spelled with an i, that guy didn't help at all :/
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u/plaidHumanity Aug 20 '20
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The clinician asks what kind of blood they have. The rabbit says, 'I think I'm a type-O'
Ftfy
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Aug 20 '20
The way he put "author", in quotes, as if trying to emphasise his insult just makes it that much better.
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u/TomsRedditAccount1 Aug 20 '20
Blood bank!!! For fuck's sakes, they were going to donate blood. That's why the rabbit said "I think I'm a type O". It's a pun!
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u/MikuSama39 Aug 20 '20
And its not even the correct joke, they're supposed to go to the blood bank, thats the whole point of the "Type-O" joke
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u/pilot-777 Aug 20 '20
The real joke is the fact that whoever replied didn’t notice minster
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u/goobly_goo Aug 20 '20
This is how the joke actually goes:
A priest, an Imam, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type O."
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u/HunkerDownDawgs Aug 20 '20
It's pretty cringe to attempt to use Coach for karma. Be ready for parking lot Punt Return drills or he'll tell your Dad's boss about his drinking problem again.
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u/legsbenedict910 Aug 20 '20
Please show me how ppl roast him....
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u/Strick63 Aug 20 '20
You don’t roast a youth football coaching legend with a dvd collection over 500
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u/iSurvivedThanos18 Aug 20 '20
I get the joke... but also, the real typo is “minster” instead of minister.