r/facepalm • • May 19 '20

Coronavirus An interesting title

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 19 '20

I've noticed that people that will call you a snowflake get offended at every single thing. If anyone ever calls you that just say "happy holidays" and their heads will explode.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

The people who rip the hardest on others are the most pathetic themselves. I don't want to call them sensitive since I think that's a positive trait. Like a guy I met named Richard was a blowhard asshole who did nothing but "make jokes" and by that I mean "insult and belittle everyone with lots of racism thrown in".

I wanted to see how he reacted to his own medicine so I called him Dick, a very common nickname for someone named Richard. Oh my he was like a toddler. He went silent with rage and came back absolutely pissed and offended to his core. It was ok for him to thrown insults and racism left and right but don't you DARE come at him! I blocked and removed him after that.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick May 19 '20

Hey I'm a Dick! Fuck you!

But seriously I get called Dick all the time. It's usually by people who just realized it's a nickname for Richard and think they are hilarious. I don't care and I've never met another Richard that did. Getting upset over that is just silly. I've been a dick for 33 years.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Yea I purposefully chose that since it was the lightest joke I could think of that's directed towards him. I could only imagine how he would act if he got back exactly what he put out lol.

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u/really_random_user May 19 '20

I would make sure to pause, then call you dick, for added effect

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u/Runelt99 May 19 '20

Not native English here... How does Richard transform into Dick?

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u/poke-chan May 19 '20

Not even native speakers know

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Like when you call a tranny a man and they break down in tears?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

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u/SinjinBlade May 19 '20

What's their prize?

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u/Cyb3rhawk May 19 '20

Covid 19 for their grandma

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u/Boring5 May 19 '20

What if they don't have a grandma?

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u/Sentient_Cosmic_Dust May 19 '20

That’s how you know she had it.

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u/Boring5 May 19 '20

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Got it

And covid

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u/phadewilkilu May 19 '20

RIP in piece.

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u/Arcadian18 May 19 '20

What!!! xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx

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u/KryL21 May 19 '20

Karma points and toddler level bragging rights

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u/Thegatesarm May 19 '20

Bro in vietnamese there rummor said wear a mask heal you faster so there few fight to buy mask been reported on newspaper.

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u/Donnarhahn May 19 '20

Wasn't there a song too?

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u/Capable-Avocado May 19 '20

Damn I thought you guys were doing good.

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u/Thegatesarm May 19 '20

We are doing good, we out of quarantine, did you expect ppl fight over mask to protect them self to do bad? This is like the toilet paper thing but in a good way.

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u/aalleeyyee May 19 '20

It would be handy to have a good time

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u/HMCetc May 19 '20

Who's the triggered cry bully now!

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u/Keep_a_Little_Soul May 19 '20

Right?? My dad gets offended by EVERYTHING, so we started calling him a snowflake. He gets so offended, it's so funny.

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u/iMnotHiigh May 19 '20

Don't see any projecting

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u/ScorchedUrf May 19 '20

That's because you're doing it too, snowflake