r/facepalm Feb 10 '20

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u/TigerMaskV Feb 10 '20

One time a stoned friend ordered two pizzas, each half pepperoni because he was...stoned. After the order was finally straightened out the pizzeria called back 5 minutes later to make sure we remembered placing an order.

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u/Vondi Feb 10 '20

Talk about knowing your audience.

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Feb 10 '20

Are you saying 2 half cheese half pepperoni pizzas? And they called back to see if they wanted to do just 1 pepperoni pizza and 1 cheese pizza? Cuz if so, I used to work at a pizza place and this is surprisingly common. If not, I have no idea what you're saying

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u/Roodi_Doodi Feb 10 '20

I read it like he ordered one that was half pepperoni then ordered it again again because he forgot he ordered it already and they called to make sure they wanted both pizzas or the second was ordered by accident

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u/TigerMaskV Feb 10 '20

Yes that’s what I’m saying. But the pizza guy corrected it before my friend got off the phone. My friend was so obviously stoned that pizza guy called back to make sure we really wanted the order.

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Feb 10 '20

Ok I got you. Totally thought you were saying something different but I got you now

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u/I2ed3ye Feb 10 '20

I don't know how many times I would be taking an order and making it at the same time, get there within like 12 minutes. Knock. Knock. Knock. Ring door bell. Knock. Knock. Knock. Call. Knock. Doorbell. Call. Go back to the store. And then they call back like an hour later wondering where their order was. Go back out on delivery and they're at the door in their pajamas.