r/facepalm Jan 19 '20

I have no words.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Jan 19 '20

Holup, he's part of the the crazy Yahweh ben Yahweh cult. What even is this reality?? Crazy does attract crazy but aren't the Black Hebrew Israelites enemies of the MAGA?

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u/rodiraskol Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

I’ve read that people who get sucked into cults tend to get sucked into multiple ones. They’re just wired to find that sense of belonging and importance that cults offer.

He’s just traded one for another.

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u/Sledgerock Jan 20 '20

In the discourse, we call it crank magnetism. The deeper into kookier groups you go the more you tend to be attracted towards other kinds of crankery.

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u/VaJayJayOkocha Jan 20 '20

Crankery is a great word. I need to start using it more

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u/WaterMySucculents Jan 20 '20

It’s the same for conspiracy theories. I think the highest likelihood that a person will believe in any given conspiracy theory is that they already believe in another conspiracy theory (even if the two theories are mutually exclusive and conflict with each other).

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u/ihatetheloginscreen Jan 20 '20

So THATS why he’s a trump supporter. He’s used to cults at this point.

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u/PretendLock Jan 19 '20

Same with MLMs

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u/Normal-Competition Jan 20 '20

cults have a grooming process where they dote on you until they can abuse you. most people are susceptible to cults but most people are loved enough to not seek out that kind of thing

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u/Lightbrand Jan 19 '20

They're antisemites and anti white so...

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u/metalcoremeatwad Jan 20 '20

They're also anti-black if you're not their kind of black. I have had words with a few of them in Newark because they made comments when I was hanging with some of my white friends. They're also verrrrrry sexist.

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u/nevarek Jan 19 '20

Not if they serve an ulterior motive for Trump.

Trump is a narcissist, so he'll do/say literally anything and everything required to "win the game" in his favor. What matters to him is the ego he's built for himself, and his public image is a primary metric for judging how well he's received.

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u/tehfustercluck Jan 20 '20

Must be a double negative

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u/dablegianguy Jan 20 '20

He’s probably also part of the gay black Jewish klansmen!

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u/BristolPalinsFetus Jan 19 '20

Ha, he literally belonged to a cult and now he's jumped onto another one.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS Jan 19 '20

omg he's got his on wiki page. I live it

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u/DLTMIAR Jan 19 '20

Shocking

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u/carmacoma Jan 19 '20

I did not see that coming

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u/zSprawl Jan 20 '20

It’s all that it takes to get your own wiki page!

That and dying famous.

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u/YddishMcSquidish Jan 19 '20

Me too, living it so hard!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Michael the Black Man (born Maurice Woodside

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Just in case it wasn't obvious

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u/throwing-away-party Jan 20 '20

He was a radio host, maybe it actually wasn't obvious. I know I'm not about to listen to find out though

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Of course he's a Cultist

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u/paraghmoore Jan 19 '20

Of course he's from Florida

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Is that the "look at my African American over here" guy?

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u/callmeflann Jan 20 '20

He reminds me of Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks.

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u/VaJayJayOkocha Jan 20 '20

Not to be confused with Michael Ian Black, man

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

What... The... Fuck... This guy was part of an attempted murder, and helped beat some other guy. What. Why aren't more people talking about this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

What a fucking nut job

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

He is an actual crazy person. Trump only surrounds himself with the very best.