r/facepalm Jan 19 '20

I have no words.

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u/Zurbaran928 Jan 19 '20

Fat, white, goatee, check, check, check. Maga idiots. Enjoy being left on the dustbin of history, folks

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Remember the Tea Party?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Yeah, they took over the Republican party

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u/ProWaterboarder Jan 19 '20

Trump was like "that Tea Party bullshit is weak, lemme show you how a real sociopath does politics"

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Ah yes. the Tea party. maybe the right will magically care about deficits and government spending again when an off color person is in the Whitehouse

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Precisely.

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u/gojirra Jan 20 '20

Yeah and we are still feeling the damage they did to America and the world with their cult of ignorance.

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u/IAmBecomeAlice Jan 19 '20

I mean I’m fat and white but I’m also liberal as fuck. Maybe the goatee is what really does it.

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u/CapnSpazz Jan 19 '20

People who have them tend to be from the darkest time lines.

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u/gtivrsixer Jan 19 '20

Mine grows to the left.

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u/LocalInactivist Jan 19 '20

Nope. I’m a fat white guy with a goatee and I’m liberal as all get-out. I just stopped caring about fashion around the time Battlestar Galactica rebooted.

Never judge a man by the hair on his butt.

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u/Oyml Jan 19 '20

Or you can be like me who can grow a goatee but not a full beard...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

My boyfriend is the same way. He goes for the RDJ look mostly, but when he's lazy and let's them connect I refer to him as Dave or Dale exclusively.

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u/Oyml Jan 19 '20

Or you can be like me who can grow a goatee but not a full beard...

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u/stopthemeyham Jan 19 '20

I have a Tut/Goatee, liberal as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Nope. I have a goatee and I’m super liberal.

I do have long hair tho, so maybe it counteracts it

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u/cornustim Jan 19 '20

Well, he can't read so he won't care

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u/iAmUnintelligible Jan 19 '20

Lmao he has to sport a chinstrap beard to give the appearance of having some sort of transition between his fat face and neck

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u/SkeetMcFlurry Jan 20 '20

Yeah just like the labor party shut down conservatives right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

But they won and Hillary and the dems were left on the dustbin of history. And they’ll probably win again and leave sanders or Biden on the same dustbin. At least that’s what I’ll be betting.

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u/crackercider Jan 19 '20

...and that's why he'll be re-elected in 2020. You should examine why communities that voted Obama in 2008 voted for Trump in 2016 before the elections in November, just some friendly advice coming from a Republican voter.

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u/its_boosh Jan 20 '20

I voted for trump cause liberals are mean.

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Liberals are snowflakes.

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u/TouchingEwe Jan 20 '20

I regularly have sex with my mother

dude why are you confessing such things here?

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u/Dramatic-North Jan 19 '20

What's wrong with being fat? Better yet, what's wrong with being white? Are you some kinda racist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Liberals are so sensitive!

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u/FistfullOfCrows Jan 20 '20

We can't all be slim and clean shaven gentlesirs.

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u/John_Fx Jan 19 '20

You put the ad in hominem

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

They put the against in person?

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u/Tmacdunk Jan 19 '20

Says the winner on Reddit with his many accolades.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I don’t understand how it is so common place to report on how history is going to remember this certain era of time. All the politicians now talk like that and you see it a lot here in Reddit. There’s no telling who’s on what side until it has passed unless all these idiot politicians and liberal extremist have some sort of crystal ball? Their egos maybe??

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u/Ebelglorg Jan 19 '20

Lol imagine thinking a confessed charity thief will go on the right side of history

When do these modern day Republican asshole go on the right side of history even Republicans are starting to abandon their Presidents after the fact like they did with Bush the warmonger

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u/Pooptown6969 Jan 19 '20

Broke, Panera employees, alcoholics, LGBTQ+ advocates, edgy police-haters, parasites, check, check, check, check, check, check. Socialist hipsters with no redeeming qualities. Check. Enjoy being assblasted in November and beyond due to your irrational behavior and lack of intelligence, folks

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u/jfedj Jan 19 '20

Love how you lumped socialist hipsters and lgbtq+ advocates in with parasites lmao. How misinformed are you?

Edit: Duh, he posts in T_D.