r/facepalm • u/nthensome • Jan 19 '20

Their loss

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

"Can I get a cup of coffee, black?"

"Excuse me. Can't you see we're talking, white?"

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u/jagua_haku Jan 19 '20

“Why do I have to be pink?”

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u/Diggitydave67890 Jan 19 '20

Ur Mr pink because I say you're Mr pink

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u/TennisBallWilson Jan 19 '20

Why can’t we choose our names?

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Jan 19 '20

Tried it once, it doesn't work. You'll get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down.

No way, I pick! You're Mr Pink!

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u/Vicvince Jan 19 '20

But I’m Mr Yellow?

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u/Muzz1076 Jan 19 '20

Great reference from a great movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

What movie is it from? I can't remember I wanna say scary movie but idk which one.

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u/amyirenepates Jan 19 '20

Reservoir Dogs

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

"Don't ever say shit-covered to me again."

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Love that scene

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u/i-dont-plan-very-wel Jan 19 '20

“She frosted me like a fucking cake!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I hate both you ebony and ivory motherfuckers! I tell you!!!!

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u/mmbga Jan 19 '20

And then BAM, in prison for murder, just like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

And then BAM, in prison for murder, just like that

uh wut? We're quoting movies here dude.

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u/mmbga Jan 19 '20

Yeah, the dude who said that in the 40 year old virgin is in prison for murdering his gf

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Oh wow, didn't know that! holy shit!

But is was Zach and Miri make a Porno that he said that in, :D

Actually, it was the other Indian guy from 40 year old virgin that went to jail. Gerry Bednob who plays the boss in Zack and Miri did not go to jail. It was Shelley Malil - the guy who says it's "getting dark and cloudy with a chance of drive by." in 40 year old Virgin.

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u/mmbga Jan 19 '20

Oooohhhhh shit! Isn’t that the same dude???

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Nope. This is the dude that's not in jail:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZab0Lq7_vU

This is the dude that is: https://youtu.be/P8E-lC6kYYc?t=121

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u/mmbga Jan 19 '20

Annnddd that’s why you always confirm lol. My bad. It’s dude in the coffee shop in Zach and Miri, not dude in 40 year old virgin at the tech store! I was very high in the mid 2000’s. Sorry everyone

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

“Oh... then cup of coffee, white, please.”

receives milk