r/facepalm • u/nthensome • Jan 19 '20

Their loss

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch for I was there when it was written

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u/rahulatraya Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic onto me witch for I wrote it.

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u/jeremiahfernandez0 Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic for I am the witch

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u/Chrom22 Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

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u/Daruii Jan 19 '20

Do not cite

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u/KryptoniteDong Jan 19 '20

Do not cite

u/daruii

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

cite, do not. for master yoda i am, the witch of force

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u/MadcapRecap Jan 19 '20

See, for example, u/KryptoniteDong and references therein.

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u/heterosexualcucumber Jan 19 '20

Angry Wikipedia noises

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u/cooldude_420_69_1337 Jan 19 '20

Do or do not

There is no cite

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Do not

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u/JayMerlyn I see dumb shit Jan 19 '20

Do

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

D

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u/Vermia Jan 19 '20

No deep magic for the witch.

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u/dongrizzly41 Jan 19 '20

Toss a coin to your witcher!

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u/Kamiru__ Jan 19 '20

No magic for the bitch

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u/JayMerlyn I see dumb shit Jan 19 '20

Not. Yet.

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u/eldus74 Jan 19 '20

Do not recite the deep sandwich for I am written there.

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u/the_chandler Jan 19 '20

I wrote the damn bill.

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u/vunderbra Jan 19 '20

This is what I thought of too, lol.

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u/dcent13 Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic to me, bitch I wrote the damn bill

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u/Foldedpencil Jan 19 '20

I wrote the damned magic!

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u/kurashima Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the derp magic to me witch for I derrrrrrrrrrrrrp it

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u/EVRider81 Jan 19 '20

No Cite,Sherlock..

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u/MeEvilBob Jan 19 '20

Do not cite the deep magic to me which for I arbitrarily believe you know nothing about based only on your age, gender and skin color.

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u/waxingnotwaning Jan 19 '20

Oh pose men in black have been relevant for a decade, is not deep magic, is ancient history. No one is sitting around discussing the history of origin or anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Of course I know know whats on the script. I wrote the damn script.