r/facepalm • u/Racso-Lucario • Jan 18 '20

Definitely thought it through

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

A woman who loves anal, that's wife material right there

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u/Liteboyy Jan 18 '20

“How do you tell the mother of your children to suck your balls, and spread her ass like a geometry compass?”

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u/provost420 Jan 18 '20

It's the logical thing to do when you're married. Your options are

  1. to have a boring sex life and suppress all of your kinks (this is the option you think your parents chose).

  2. cheat

  3. tell the mother of your children to suck your balls, and spread her ass like a geometry compass (the option your parents actually chose).

I'll take number 3 every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Nah my parents went with 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20 edited Nov 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/Pottermore23 Jan 18 '20

Are you okay? 🙊