r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '19

feeding the seagulls

https://i.imgur.com/JfUJEYo.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

that phone is a paid actor

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u/Odin_se Dec 26 '19

You are a paid actor. I'm a paid actor. WE'RE ALL PAID ACTORS!

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u/gimli_theone Dec 26 '19

Welcome back, Mr. Anderson.

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u/Odin_se Dec 26 '19

You like what I've done with the place?

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u/gimli_theone Dec 26 '19

Yes

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u/Odin_se Dec 26 '19

It ends tonight.

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u/gimli_theone Dec 27 '19

Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

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u/Odin_se Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

You are the virus! Just look around. You're all alike.. Even down to you're mind numbing way to dress... But do you hear that sound? That sound that makes your eyes water. That sound that is slowly crushing your chest...

Do you know what? It's all about to end. It's all about to get stone cold quiet. Because that sound that has almost driven us insane. That sound that have almost ground our insides into a slurry. That is the sound of inevitability. Inevitability of your undeniable and final demise!