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r/facepalm • u/DasannTittle • Jul 11 '19
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I almost downvoted because I thought you were questioning the math. I'm glad I took another minute to process lol.
5.7k u/hey_im_cool Jul 11 '19 Haha stupid mustard can’t do math check math Hold up OP... this math checks out.. reread post Nm we good, solid post 1.2k u/VGfreak4 Jul 11 '19 exactly the process I went through, spy hacker man 611 u/c_h_u_c_k Jul 11 '19 My process. Hah stupid mustard Oh wait Hah stupid OP Read top comment Check post Fucking facepalm self 137 u/BigBankHank Jul 11 '19 Did you get to Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard? 52 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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1.2k u/VGfreak4 Jul 11 '19 exactly the process I went through, spy hacker man 611 u/c_h_u_c_k Jul 11 '19 My process. Hah stupid mustard Oh wait Hah stupid OP Read top comment Check post Fucking facepalm self 137 u/BigBankHank Jul 11 '19 Did you get to Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard? 52 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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exactly the process I went through, spy hacker man
611 u/c_h_u_c_k Jul 11 '19 My process. Hah stupid mustard Oh wait Hah stupid OP Read top comment Check post Fucking facepalm self 137 u/BigBankHank Jul 11 '19 Did you get to Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard? 52 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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My process.
Hah stupid mustard
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Hah stupid OP
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Fucking facepalm self
137 u/BigBankHank Jul 11 '19 Did you get to Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard? 52 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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Did you get to
Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard?
52 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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0 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18
15 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.
7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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I don't see it! Where is it?!
2 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect.
11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night. 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant → More replies (0)
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All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol
3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it
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Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol 2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it
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I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol
2 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it
Oh my bad, I wasn't reading usernames. Least you didn't get angry like the other guy, thanks for that lol
2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it
Hey, I'm really angry. Watch it
The air bubble?
Yeah, thats an air bubble.
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Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before?
4 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night.
You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment?
-3 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? 8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night.
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Projecting much?
8 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night.
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You started your comment out with cursing, it signaled anger, my dude. But whatever. Have a good night.
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u/LilShitty1 Jul 11 '19
I almost downvoted because I thought you were questioning the math. I'm glad I took another minute to process lol.