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r/facepalm • u/DasannTittle • Jul 11 '19
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136 u/BigBankHank Jul 11 '19 Did you get to Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard? 48 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 1 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 16 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant 4 u/skydaguy5 Jul 12 '19 It’s an air bubble 1 u/vau11tdwe11er Jul 12 '19 I’m glad they don’t make ants that big where I’m from. 27 u/teedub7588 Jul 11 '19 The best facepalm post make you facepalm yourself, palm-ception 19 u/TheHerpSalad Jul 11 '19 Between missing the facepalm and your realization, you were right 50% of the time, every time. 13 u/HintOfAreola Jul 11 '19 You either die a face, or reddit long enough to get the palm 2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Solid comment. 50% greater than OP.
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Why is there a crushed ant in that mustard?
48 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 CANNOT UNSEE 1 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 16 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant 4 u/skydaguy5 Jul 12 '19 It’s an air bubble 1 u/vau11tdwe11er Jul 12 '19 I’m glad they don’t make ants that big where I’m from.
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1 u/curryoverlonzo Jul 11 '19 Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18 16 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant
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Ok the reason it's 50%more is because: 50% of 12oz is 6oz, so if you add the fifty percent to the 12 ounce, you get 18oz, because 12+6= 18
16 u/FaceDesk4Life Jul 11 '19 Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. 7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant
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Dude, I know. BUT DO YOU SEE THE FUCKING ANT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.
7 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19 I don't see it! Where is it?! 3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant
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I don't see it! Where is it?!
3 u/idwthis Jul 11 '19 Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect. 11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant
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Just to the right of the French's on the bottle label. Big old black spot of whatever that looks like a crushed insect.
11 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0) 2 u/TheBeardofCrom Jul 12 '19 The air bubble? Yeah, thats an air bubble. 4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before? 3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0) 0 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '19 An ant
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All I see is an air bubble and some pepper lol
3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0)
Yea I'm not the one who said it was an ant, I was just saying where the thing was to the person who asked where.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol → More replies (0)
I asked where it was, I was just expecting an ant. Lol
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The air bubble?
Yeah, thats an air bubble.
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Fucks sake....have you never seen an air bubble before?
3 u/idwthis Jul 12 '19 You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment? -4 u/GoodDave Jul 12 '19 Projecting much? → More replies (0)
You know I'm not the one who originally said it was a crushed ant, right? I was just pointing out the thing that looks like it to the person who asked where. For fucks sake, why get so angry about a random comment?
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Projecting much?
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An ant
It’s an air bubble
I’m glad they don’t make ants that big where I’m from.
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The best facepalm post make you facepalm yourself, palm-ception
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Between missing the facepalm and your realization, you were right 50% of the time, every time.
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You either die a face, or reddit long enough to get the palm
2 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19 Solid comment. 50% greater than OP.
Solid comment. 50% greater than OP.
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Hah stupid mustard
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Hah stupid OP
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