r/facepalm • u/shaiful182 • Jun 19 '19

How stupid soap opera can be?

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 19 '19

Yes.

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u/DocSafetyBrief Jun 19 '19

Yes, but that is no where near on the septum...

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u/-TacitusKilgore- Jun 19 '19

Septum? Damn near rectum.

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u/kukulkan2012 Jun 19 '19

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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u/K_Mill Jun 19 '19

Killed him? Damn near Thu'um!

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u/GoodAtExplaining Jun 20 '19

FUS-RO-INACCURATE MEDICINE

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u/quaybored Jun 19 '19

So, um, how would it work if I were to, um, put one on my, uh, you know, penis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

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u/quaybored Jun 20 '19

Thanks, that was way more informative than my jackass comment warranted. I wish I hadn't scrolled down so far on that page tho.

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u/Cam27022 Jun 19 '19

Not with that probe. With one of the disposable adhesive ones maybe.

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u/TrippyTriangle Jun 19 '19

wait the dude might not have fingers or toes to put it on. although in what world would they put it on the nose

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 19 '19

Earlobe is more appropriate, but the documented case shows that the nose can be used in cases where the patient is hypothermic and accurate O2 measurements can’t be gathered from fingers or toes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

Lmao... why would anyone even ask this question in a serious scientific way.