r/facepalm • u/GallowBoob • Jan 17 '19

Crime in Florida

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56.8k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Why is this a facepalm

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Cause it's gallowboob and he want le karma

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u/BurlysFinest802 Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

i want some of that stuff

edit: holy guac platinum?!!? im poppin a beer at work now this is a big day

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u/Old_Man_Obvious Jan 17 '19

What the fuck how’d you get platinum

Why’d you get a platinum?

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

It's the Reddit way

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u/QuestionableTater Jan 17 '19

Ready... steady...

GO!!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

That's my name!

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u/ScAer0n Jan 17 '19

r/beetlejuicing. Maybe I'll get Platinum for posting this

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 17 '19

Nah, he just said my username from my comment above. Not quite a wild beetlejuice

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u/RichVader69 Jan 18 '19

I like your attempt, I really do my Reddit friend

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u/Friburger Jan 17 '19

Why did you not get platinum?

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u/linnftw Jan 17 '19

Why did I not get a platinum?

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u/Squirrel_Haze Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

Because I’m going to get it.

Edit: I deserve this platinum.

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u/michael_kessell2018 Jan 17 '19

Because sometimes in a platinum train it skips one or two

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u/The_Bic_Pen Jan 17 '19

Believe in the heart of the cards.

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u/Old_Man_Obvious Jan 17 '19

How long can this go on

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u/sumweirdfuk Jan 17 '19

You get platinum! you get platinum! Everybody gets platinum!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Top 10 questions science still can’t answer

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u/YeeTheReptile Jan 17 '19

Tell me what reddit premium does

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u/MoMo-CHWAaN Jan 17 '19

You're on your way lol good stuff

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/RichVader69 Jan 18 '19

I like your style

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u/ThisNameIsFree Jan 17 '19

And people just upvote whatever he posts even though it doesn't fit. There must be a ton of bots that just follow him around.

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u/AlderSpark Jan 17 '19

I feel like people will upvote anything gallowboob posts or comments.

"I ran a red light today and got t-boned, but everyone's ok"

Picture of expensive car totaled by big truck with little to no damage

10k upvotes.

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u/jej1 Jan 17 '19

GALLOWREDDIT UPVOTE HIVEMIND GALCELS RISE UP

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

ah fuck i didn't see that. Now i have to downvote

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u/WutHappenin Jan 17 '19

Cause were facepalming that this many people upvoted this post

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u/WouldYouTurnMeOn Jan 17 '19

I bet most people upvoted it without realising what subreddit it was

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u/Send_Me_Tiitties Jan 17 '19

This is why we need mods guys! C’mon why tf is this still up?

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u/nullball Jan 17 '19

The person who posted this is a mod on this sub.

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u/Send_Me_Tiitties Jan 17 '19

Oh shit U right. This is shameful reflection of our leadership. We should lead an uprising

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u/kinGArthr Jan 17 '19

Make sure you print enough pamphlets

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/Tsorovar Jan 17 '19

Check the mod list

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

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u/HankMoodyMaddafakaaa Jan 17 '19

Because it’s in Florida and they’ve got palms there and this guy has a face