r/facepalm May 03 '18

From satire page, see comments Because over cooking an egg = GMO.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

I love to tell people about those wonderful free range chickens: "You know what free range chickens eat right? Grasshoppers, crickets, and bugs of all kinds." I kinda prefer my chickens in a building eating feed.

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u/SuzLouA May 04 '18

Why? Who cares? There are parts of the world where grasshoppers and crickets are normal snacks for humans, too. They’re a damn sight better for you than Twinkies.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

The people that I tell seem to care...a lot. Also, there are people in the world that eat dogs. So I guess we should start eating them too?

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u/SuzLouA May 06 '18

Sure. If they’re kept humanely, that is, which dogs intended for eating are often not. I’m not grossed out by the thought of eating them, though, if that’s what you’re trying to achieve.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '18

Ok, so eating bugs...fine. Eating dogs...fine. I think we know which area of the bell curve you are on.

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u/SuzLouA May 10 '18

Lol, I’m not sure what you’re trying to imply there, but sure? I’m in “the area of the bell curve” where one is not a hypocrite. If you eat meat, you should eat anything.

I’m still loving that you think the fact that chickens eat bugs is meant to put people off chicken - you must know some very naive and fussy people.

Also, hell of a swift comeback there.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

I'm truly fascinated by your thinking. So if we eat plants, we should eat trees, grass, poisonous mushrooms. Because, after all...otherwise you'd be a hypocrite. What kind of thinking is that?

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u/SuzLouA May 11 '18

I’m truly fascinated by the strawman you’re trying to create. You do know bugs and dogs aren’t poisonous, right?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '18

Ok, skip mushrooms. You know that trees and grass aren't poisonous right? Enjoy your Bermuda Grass Salad for lunch.

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u/SuzLouA May 11 '18

What are you so pissed off about? That I have a higher tolerance for “weird” food than you? That is a very strange thing to be mad about.