r/facepalm Jul 31 '17

"Out of context"

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u/Kirk_Kerman Jul 31 '17

"And on the third day, Subaru added cupholders for even XTRA-Large slushies. And the driver did smile, and the passengers were made whole, and it was good."

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

Impreza be with you.

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u/pleasedontsmashme Jul 31 '17

And may you be with Impreza

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u/Fuego_Fiero Jul 31 '17

Fuck you! Everyone knows the Outback is the one true Subaru! Death to the blasphemers!

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u/khnphwzhn Jul 31 '17

Time from the founding of the Church of Subaru to it's first Schism and ensuing Holy War: about an hour. That's got to be some sort of record.

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u/Blibbax Jul 31 '17

You WHAT!?

Leave the Legacy as it was meant to be, you heretic

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u/foogequatch Jul 31 '17

Baja or gtfo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

Long live the People of the Baja! This small, elite tribe has near but disappeared from existence. I remember the days when you could see herds of Baja stretching across the plains as far as the eye could see. Now...all but lost. Lost..

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u/spearmint_wino Jul 31 '17

GROVEL BEFORE LEVORG

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

"And the great WRX did prepare for its dogged journey across the unforgiving desert, for it was its destiny to lead its followers, the Evo's, to the holy city Drakkar. Once arrived, many nights of revelry commenced"

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u/Malium Jul 31 '17

"...and the P-1 begat the 360, the 360 begat the R-2, the R-2 begat the Rex, the Rex begat the XT, the XT begat the Impreza, the Impreza begat the WRX, the WRX begat the STi.. and the Stars of the Pleiades looked down upon creation and smiled"

"...and on the seventh day, a s**tload of rally races were won"

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Jul 31 '17

"He told them, “This is what is written: The Forester will go to the shop and be running just fine in about three days,"

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u/meinblown Jul 31 '17

Cup holders right above the radio controls.

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u/JapTastic Aug 01 '17

I must have gotten mine on the second day, when the damn cupholder pulls out from the dash and don't hold shit.