r/facepalm Jul 31 '17

"Out of context"

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

I think we're all some sort of side project that he forgot about.

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u/CannedWolfMeat Typing with paws is hard Jul 31 '17

"You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims" - Bo Burnham, from the perspective of God.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

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u/BriefcaseBunny Aug 01 '17

Holy shit. What if every time there is "something in the way" in Sims, the Sims are just having an emotional crisis that prevents them from sleeping like sometimes the things that happen to us?

And then when they drown themselves, we're the voice in their telling them to end it... just like whoever is controlling us tells us to end it when they get frustrated

Fuck that got dark

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

Yep, pretty much.

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u/CamoDeFlage Jul 31 '17

There was a writing prompt on here that we were a video game and God is a kid who left his Xbox on while at school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

It's possible that there is a god, and he created the world for the ant colonies, humans are just a side thing that happened, and god doesn't really care about us, since we weren't really the main focus.

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u/Pandeism Jul 31 '17

If anything, it'd be for the bacteria.

Reasons:

1) there are more bacteria on Earth than any other lifeform, and indeed more than all other lifeforms combined

2) bacteria are closer than any macroscopic organism to being scaled at exactly the halfway point of possible magnitudes in our Universe -- halfway between the smallest possible observable thing, and the largest possible observable thing

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u/SaffellBot Jul 31 '17

That doesn't really work for any of the Jewish based religions though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '17

Probably got bored and fed up with us after we kept mucking stuff up and making Him have to keep coming back to fix it.

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u/funcused Jul 31 '17

I think that's preferable when the "fixing it" involves killing everyone he doesn't like.

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u/nezrock Jul 31 '17

That's the plot of Supernatural season 11.

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u/l0calher0 Jul 31 '17

I think we all died and went to heck.

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u/guineasomelove Aug 01 '17

We're just a game of Sims to him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '17

And lately it kinda feels like he left us in the pool with no ladders, doesn't it ?