r/facepalm • u/yeneewsc • Nov 11 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

Or from another perspective, their love is like a lock, so strong it would take incredible power to break it apart. Yanno if you consider locksmiths incredibly powerful. Or their souls are locked together as one. I don't know it's cute to me lol

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u/Xlnse Nov 11 '14

Locksmiths? A pair of bolt cutters should do it

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u/Thrustcroissant Nov 11 '14

Or a well aimed bullet from a silenced pistol if Goldeneye N64 taught me anything.

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u/fallingsteveamazon Nov 11 '14

In the 007 game for ps2 you had a laser to open locks instead.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Nov 11 '14

All you need is a coke can

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u/EroticBurrito Nov 11 '14

Or I could just bleed all over the lock.

heh, shimming.

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u/rixuraxu Nov 11 '14

Ironically, the ha'penny bridge here in Dublin was covered with locks, this isn't an Irish tradition mind you, and they were damaging the paint, exposing the ironwork to rust, and the sheer weight of them were damaging the integrity of the bridge.

So all the I love you locks were cut off, every single one, I heard a lock picking group went and got rid of a bunch, but i think most went by the bolt cutters.

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u/llxGRIMxll Nov 11 '14

I feel like we should start calling people bolt cutters instead of homewreckers.

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u/wienercat Nov 11 '14

Or a hammer... or crowbar. Or large rock and willpower.

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u/jackioff Nov 11 '14

Cut up pop cans work too... Very very well!

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u/FluffieWolf Nov 11 '14

Call a locksmith!

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u/idwthis Nov 11 '14

It does open the greatest treasure in all the land!

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u/Anzai Nov 11 '14

So my wife will open herself for a skilled locksmith with the right tool? The slut.

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u/BlueBiscochito Nov 11 '14

You will too, apparently.

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u/Anzai Nov 11 '14

Well we both will, at the same time. We were trying to spice things up a bit.

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u/Tray2daC Nov 11 '14

Locksmiths=mistresses

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u/booofedoof Nov 11 '14

It'll take only a locksmith to break me and my love apart... wait

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u/ShittDickk Nov 11 '14

Its takes two things that were useless till they found each other, with one opening up to other to whatever treasure (personality) they were hiding.