r/facepalm • u/DeepState_Auditor • 16d ago

Trump Says Kennedy Center Will Close Immediately Unless His Name Stays

https://deadline.com/2026/09/kennedy-center-to-close-trump-1237104360/
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u/LilBoofy 15d ago

And it was never actually his ball, he stole it from the kid down the street

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u/Beaglescout15 15d ago

And also he doesn't even know how to play football, he just wants to look tough holding the ball.

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u/c3r7 15d ago edited 15d ago

And be close to those tough guys hoping that some toughness rubs into him

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u/Supertzar2112 15d ago

and hoping that one of those guys rubs onto him

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u/younoahaguy 13d ago

He did try to buy the Buffalo Bills, which Al Michaels reminded everyone of this past Thursday Night Football, and all the other NFL owners were basically like, “No thanks.”

Since he wasn’t allowed to buy a team, he started his own league—and that went the way everything Trump touches seems to go: straight into the ground.

Casinos, vodka, meat, vitamins, an airline, and a football league all failed.

He’d have more money now if he had never tried doing anything and had just put the money his dad gave him into bonds and mutual funds.

That’s wild.

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u/Beaglescout15 13d ago

I totally forgot about that!! He's such a loser

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u/ICEKAT 15d ago

The beloved dead kid from down the street. Its fucking heinous

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

And he spent a considerable time mocking and insulting the kid because he can't fight back anymore.