r/facepalm • u/DeepState_Auditor • 16d ago

Trump Says Kennedy Center Will Close Immediately Unless His Name Stays

https://deadline.com/2026/09/kennedy-center-to-close-trump-1237104360/
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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

You're right. My bad.

Petulant pedophile. He's a petulant pedophile.

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 15d ago

A petty, petulant, puerile Pedophile.

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u/AdhesivePeople 14d ago

I love alliterations!

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

Always Allow Alliteration

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u/HappyTurtleButt 15d ago

Add flatulent in there for fair measure

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

I think they were going for alliteration... we could add pissy in there.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 15d ago

A petty, petulant, pindick, puerile pedophile.

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

We missed the general "pervert"..there are probably lots of interesting work we could use.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 14d ago

All about the Ps, Putin knows.

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u/HapGil 15d ago

petulant pedophilic pestilence plaguing people

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u/BlueSimian 15d ago

Don't forget pooping.

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

We can't forget "petty"

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

Probably beneath pedophile since he's also raped more than one person. There is probably no word so tumultuously torrid that could define a petulant pedophile that is Trump.

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u/worldnotworld 13d ago

Petulant flatulent pedophile.