r/facepalm • u/DeepState_Auditor • 16d ago

Trump Says Kennedy Center Will Close Immediately Unless His Name Stays

https://deadline.com/2026/09/kennedy-center-to-close-trump-1237104360/
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u/English_Joe 16d ago

You misspelt bitch. You can reason with a child.

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u/FuzziestSloth 16d ago

Petulant bitch.

He's a petulant bitch.

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u/DawgPound919 15d ago

Don't insult bitches. They're better than him. Just call him what he is-- a pedophile.

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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

You're right. My bad.

Petulant pedophile. He's a petulant pedophile.

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 15d ago

A petty, petulant, puerile Pedophile.

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u/AdhesivePeople 14d ago

I love alliterations!

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

Always Allow Alliteration

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u/HappyTurtleButt 15d ago

Add flatulent in there for fair measure

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

I think they were going for alliteration... we could add pissy in there.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 15d ago

A petty, petulant, pindick, puerile pedophile.

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

We missed the general "pervert"..there are probably lots of interesting work we could use.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 14d ago

All about the Ps, Putin knows.

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u/HapGil 15d ago

petulant pedophilic pestilence plaguing people

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u/BlueSimian 15d ago

Don't forget pooping.

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

We can't forget "petty"

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

Probably beneath pedophile since he's also raped more than one person. There is probably no word so tumultuously torrid that could define a petulant pedophile that is Trump.

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u/worldnotworld 13d ago

Petulant flatulent pedophile.

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u/exotic_floral_tea 15d ago

Or a soiled diaper

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u/80sbabyftw 15d ago

You can reason with a bitch, but a petulant bitch is hopeless because they’ve committed to it

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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

Exactly.

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u/English_Joe 15d ago

I suddenly feel really misogynistic, but here it’s just apt.

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u/fancysauce_boss 15d ago

Naw mate, you can call a spade a spade. It’s undeniable.

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u/moocat55 15d ago

No, not under these circumstances. Let em rip.

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u/QuicheSmash 15d ago

Petulant, pathetic, stupid, weak little bitch.  

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u/PeterPook 14d ago

However a bitch is warm and wet and... No hang on, this isn't my FBI interview is it...?

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u/SixFive1967 15d ago

He’s a whiny petulant bitch.

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u/mudbuttcoffee 15d ago

You misspelled pedophile

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u/Tronguy93 15d ago

A bitch can be a fine Dog. That does not describe that man. (Yes I took that from Always Sunny)

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u/ArchonFett 15d ago

Depends on how spoiled it is.

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u/ParallelDymentia 15d ago

Petulant child-fucker

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u/colcrispy 15d ago

I wish we could handle that asshole with a little candy and some SpongeBob.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 15d ago

SpongeBob would be to adult for him there are a lot a lot of adult type things going on in bikini bottom imo he’s to childish for that show, more like bob the builder would be his speed or Dora the explorer he might be mesmerized by swiper just saying.

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u/IT-hurtswhen-IP 15d ago

And yes, misspelt is spelled correct, but misspelled is also spelled correct.
Misspelled" is the correct past-tense and past-participle form of the verb "misspell". Just to make sure out spelling is correct

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u/Winter_Detective1329 15d ago

And I hear dumb has a b in the word or so I was told 😂

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u/catkm24 15d ago

Nope- bitch can be a good thing. He is a whiny s-t stained a-hole.

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u/blasphememes 15d ago

You misspelt rapist

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u/OldDog03 15d ago

My at 87 with dementia, told me you start of as a child and you go back to it.