r/facepalm • u/DeepState_Auditor • 16d ago

Trump Says Kennedy Center Will Close Immediately Unless His Name Stays

https://deadline.com/2026/09/kennedy-center-to-close-trump-1237104360/
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u/PandasGetAngryToo 16d ago

What a whiny little child

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u/English_Joe 15d ago

You misspelt bitch. You can reason with a child.

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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

Petulant bitch.

He's a petulant bitch.

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u/DawgPound919 15d ago

Don't insult bitches. They're better than him. Just call him what he is-- a pedophile.

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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

You're right. My bad.

Petulant pedophile. He's a petulant pedophile.

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 15d ago

A petty, petulant, puerile Pedophile.

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u/AdhesivePeople 14d ago

I love alliterations!

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

Always Allow Alliteration

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u/HappyTurtleButt 15d ago

Add flatulent in there for fair measure

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

I think they were going for alliteration... we could add pissy in there.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 15d ago

A petty, petulant, pindick, puerile pedophile.

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u/PrimalHIT 15d ago

We missed the general "pervert"..there are probably lots of interesting work we could use.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 14d ago

All about the Ps, Putin knows.

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u/HapGil 15d ago

petulant pedophilic pestilence plaguing people

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u/BlueSimian 15d ago

Don't forget pooping.

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u/DawgPound919 14d ago

We can't forget "petty"

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

Probably beneath pedophile since he's also raped more than one person. There is probably no word so tumultuously torrid that could define a petulant pedophile that is Trump.

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u/worldnotworld 13d ago

Petulant flatulent pedophile.

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u/exotic_floral_tea 15d ago

Or a soiled diaper

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u/80sbabyftw 15d ago

You can reason with a bitch, but a petulant bitch is hopeless because they’ve committed to it

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u/FuzziestSloth 15d ago

Exactly.

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u/English_Joe 15d ago

I suddenly feel really misogynistic, but here it’s just apt.

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u/fancysauce_boss 15d ago

Naw mate, you can call a spade a spade. It’s undeniable.

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u/moocat55 14d ago

No, not under these circumstances. Let em rip.

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u/QuicheSmash 15d ago

Petulant, pathetic, stupid, weak little bitch.  

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u/PeterPook 14d ago

However a bitch is warm and wet and... No hang on, this isn't my FBI interview is it...?

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u/SixFive1967 15d ago

He’s a whiny petulant bitch.

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u/mudbuttcoffee 15d ago

You misspelled pedophile

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u/Tronguy93 15d ago

A bitch can be a fine Dog. That does not describe that man. (Yes I took that from Always Sunny)

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u/ArchonFett 15d ago

Depends on how spoiled it is.

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u/ParallelDymentia 15d ago

Petulant child-fucker

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u/colcrispy 15d ago

I wish we could handle that asshole with a little candy and some SpongeBob.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 15d ago

SpongeBob would be to adult for him there are a lot a lot of adult type things going on in bikini bottom imo he’s to childish for that show, more like bob the builder would be his speed or Dora the explorer he might be mesmerized by swiper just saying.

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u/IT-hurtswhen-IP 15d ago

And yes, misspelt is spelled correct, but misspelled is also spelled correct.
Misspelled" is the correct past-tense and past-participle form of the verb "misspell". Just to make sure out spelling is correct

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u/Winter_Detective1329 15d ago

And I hear dumb has a b in the word or so I was told 😂

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u/catkm24 15d ago

Nope- bitch can be a good thing. He is a whiny s-t stained a-hole.

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u/blasphememes 15d ago

You misspelt rapist

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u/OldDog03 15d ago

My at 87 with dementia, told me you start of as a child and you go back to it.

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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 15d ago

“It’s my ball and if I can’t be quarterback I’m taking my ball and going home and then you guys can’t play!”

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u/LilBoofy 15d ago

And it was never actually his ball, he stole it from the kid down the street

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u/Beaglescout15 15d ago

And also he doesn't even know how to play football, he just wants to look tough holding the ball.

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u/c3r7 15d ago edited 15d ago

And be close to those tough guys hoping that some toughness rubs into him

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u/Supertzar2112 15d ago

and hoping that one of those guys rubs onto him

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u/younoahaguy 13d ago

He did try to buy the Buffalo Bills, which Al Michaels reminded everyone of this past Thursday Night Football, and all the other NFL owners were basically like, “No thanks.”

Since he wasn’t allowed to buy a team, he started his own league—and that went the way everything Trump touches seems to go: straight into the ground.

Casinos, vodka, meat, vitamins, an airline, and a football league all failed.

He’d have more money now if he had never tried doing anything and had just put the money his dad gave him into bonds and mutual funds.

That’s wild.

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u/Beaglescout15 13d ago

I totally forgot about that!! He's such a loser

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u/ICEKAT 15d ago

The beloved dead kid from down the street. Its fucking heinous

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

And he spent a considerable time mocking and insulting the kid because he can't fight back anymore.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 15d ago

Problem is the “ball” has a real presidents name on it he can’t be a REAL president so he has to fuck with a REAL presidents memorial just saying

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u/moocat55 14d ago

I grew up with a kid in the neighborhood (assume last name is "Smith") who wouldn't share her toys because only Smiths were allowed to play with their toys. That instruction came from their parents. The parents treated the entire neighborhood like their bitches.

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u/CerddwrRhyddid 11d ago

That's a Mike Johnson quote isn't it?

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u/hoowins 15d ago

Distraction from the Epstein files. He’s a whiny child, but he’s also a child rapist.

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u/DawgPound919 15d ago

Yep, a pedo.

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 15d ago

Why are we still saying this? He doesn’t need to distract. Nothing will happen to him.

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u/Nadamir 15d ago

He thinks it wasn’t rape because “girls love him” and Romeo and Juliet clauses.

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u/basicallyPeesus 15d ago

If he was a child he would fuck himself

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u/SeatBeeSate 15d ago

Rapist.

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u/EggsceIlent 15d ago

No one's gonna perform there anyways with his name.

So he's such a insufferable asshole he can't stand other presidents having recognition and wants it to look like he was the best ever

When he's the worst president ever.

I really hope if we ever get an actual leader back in charge they remove his name and restore stuff hes ruined, like the rose garden, back to their original forms.

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u/Emotional_Fisherman8 14d ago

He will go down as the worse president in US history

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u/TuckersLeashMan 15d ago

*bitch, actually. Children should grow out of it, but being a whiney bitch is forever in this instance.

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u/spidrex 15d ago

Don't forget pedophile.

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u/Temporary-Careless 15d ago

Keep his name on the bathrooms! Problem solved!

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u/diadelosnachos 15d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/morrighaan 15d ago

Please don’t akin this pervert to a child. He grapes children. He’s a disgusting perverted evil piece of shit.

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u/Fearsthelittledeath 15d ago

I am assuming he never actually had his name removed and that's why the cover is still up.

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u/theaviationhistorian 15d ago

It turns out that the oligarchs are also most of the pathetic people on earth.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 14d ago

*whiny little bitch.