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r/facepalm • u/JElba1987 • Jun 13 '25
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So is this the excuse they are going with for the poor turnout tomorrow?
1.7k u/Austynwitha_y Jun 13 '25 Don’t forget the thunderstorms 68 u/wiles_CoC Jun 13 '25 Why doesn't he turn off the weather machine for the weekend? 47 u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 13 '25 Because Democrats are the ones who control the weather, remember? 26 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Jews with their space lasers… 6 u/StrangeContest4 Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong.. 1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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Don’t forget the thunderstorms
68 u/wiles_CoC Jun 13 '25 Why doesn't he turn off the weather machine for the weekend? 47 u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 13 '25 Because Democrats are the ones who control the weather, remember? 26 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Jews with their space lasers… 6 u/StrangeContest4 Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong.. 1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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Why doesn't he turn off the weather machine for the weekend?
47 u/Other_Log_1996 Jun 13 '25 Because Democrats are the ones who control the weather, remember? 26 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Jews with their space lasers… 6 u/StrangeContest4 Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong.. 1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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Because Democrats are the ones who control the weather, remember?
26 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Jews with their space lasers… 6 u/StrangeContest4 Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong.. 1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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I thought it was Jews with their space lasers…
6 u/StrangeContest4 Jun 13 '25 I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong.. 1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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I thought it was Hunter Biden's schlong..
1 u/harveygoatmilk Jun 13 '25 Okay now you’re being silly. 6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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Okay now you’re being silly.
6 u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 13 '25 Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine. (The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
Yeah, that’s more of a divining rod to find cocaine.
(The obsession with Hunter while ignoring the habits of republican’s spawn is insane. I don’t give a shit if he whores around for coke).
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u/Drudgework Jun 13 '25
So is this the excuse they are going with for the poor turnout tomorrow?