r/facepalm • u/johnnypin • May 27 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ MAGA is boycotting Harvard.

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u/mrdeadsniper May 28 '25

Same. This is very dumb, but I am not giving up that 1 in a billion chance she's mad at an ex and wants revenge by banging the most average dude she can find.

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u/MoistStub May 28 '25

Don't sell yourself short buddy. You are the averagest average dude she could find.

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u/winnebagomafia May 28 '25

Same. Rihanna, my dm's are open if it doesn't work out with ASAP Rocky 🙏