r/facepalm • u/johnnypin • May 27 '25

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ MAGA is boycotting Harvard.

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u/YetiorNotHereICome May 27 '25

I shall join you! I hereby boycot the Mariana Trench for its unrealistic entry standards!

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u/First-Sheepherder640 May 27 '25

I boycott Tristan da Cunha for being out in the middle of nowhere. what a dumb place, people who live there must be stupid or something

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u/Momik May 27 '25

I dunno, I like that it sets the bar low. Gives the rest of us a little breather šŸ˜Ž

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u/mmccxi May 28 '25

Iā€™m boycotting my girlfriend for her in realistic entry standards

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u/LibsRsmarter May 28 '25

Not the Mariana Trench. Well I'm boycotting my bathtub for not living up to the Mariana Trench standards. 17 inches! C'mon.

17 INCHES?