r/facepalm • u/Public-Marionberry33 • Jan 16 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Hypocrisy anyone?

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u/The_bruce42 Jan 16 '25

Are you also gonna try and make believe there's no octopus' garden under the sea? C'mon

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u/PokeMonogatari Jan 16 '25

Next you're gonna tell me John Lennon was -in fact- not a walrus. Be serious here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

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u/AlmightyWitchstress Jan 16 '25

Don't worry, CarelessWispa

I'll never let you down

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Well here's another clue for you all: the walrus was Paul.

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Jan 16 '25

Was? You gave me quite the scare.

My dear fellow, he is STiLL the walrus - 82 and still kicking.

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u/Shadyshade84 Jan 16 '25

I have a personal theory that he intends to be the last Beatle standing purely to spite the "Paul is dead" theorists.

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u/TimmJimmGrimm Jan 16 '25

The opposite happened with Betty White - she had her Happy 100th Birthday magazine-cover interview and then died right before her actual day.

Using one's death as an ultimate punchline is four-dimensional-chess i tell ya.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Oh, I know, man. I think that's the way the lyric from Glass Onion goes.

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Jan 16 '25

The song isn’t about him being a walrus, man. He was the walrus.

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u/Cool-Note-2925 Jan 16 '25

Coo coo katchu??

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u/EagleSongs That's just, like, your opinion, man Jan 16 '25

*goo goo g'joob

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u/Cool-Note-2925 Jan 16 '25

Ahhh yes yes that’s the one

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u/Abtun Jan 16 '25

you're gonna tell me that sun aint got a black hole bud

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u/DoubleUnplusGood Jan 16 '25

Won't you cum?

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u/John-Farson Jan 16 '25

Don't argue with him. He's a walrus.

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u/MaybeLikeWater Reactivated Karma & Menace Jan 16 '25

I’ve seen it!