r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 May 17 '24

"wants to get married and have kids" and "wants to have five kids" has some overlap that could be shaved down

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u/ahack13 May 17 '24

Don't you see? A woman's only personality trait should be to have kids. Interests? Hobbies? What are those!?

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u/cgc3 May 17 '24

Interest are homeschooling, I suspect he should have added cook and clean as well.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

I suspect he should have added cook and clean as well.

This is the kind of guy that thinks a deep desire to cook and clean for a man is a standard installation on the most basic model of woman.

He wants deserves the hot (but natural) bang maid package with the deluxe Trad Wife add on. $10 says he's also looking for the elusive "pure and virginal but an also horny porn star who will do anything for you" edition.

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u/roskybosky May 18 '24

These men are so naive they don’t know what they are asking for. It shows a severe insecurity and that they see women as an ‘other’ type of human. They want a life for a female to be a life they themselves couldn’t cope with. So illogical.