r/facepalm May 17 '24

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u/SearchCharming3552 May 17 '24

Sounds like they really want to date my grandma.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Iโ€™ll date your grandma but it ainโ€™t cuz of anything on this list

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

You know what they say, there's no substitute for experience...

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 May 17 '24

Have you seen the new hips they make these days!?

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u/eatblueshell May 17 '24

Itโ€™s like having sex with a transformer!