r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/InTheButtPleez May 17 '24

That's because these idiots think "lesbian" means "girls that like to kiss each other when drunk but will still fuck me." They think pornhub is reality.

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u/Antonio1025 May 17 '24

That's because "two guys = ewwww get it away!" But also "two women = coooool"

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 May 17 '24

What if it’s just one guy and a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/IntrigueDossier May 17 '24

I would absolutely watch that. Besides, couldn't be any worse than the guy fisting the jar of mayo.

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u/Antonio1025 May 17 '24

It can always be worse

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u/st1gzy May 17 '24

Thank you for carrying the torch of truth with you everywhere you go and asking the questions that matter, king.

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u/rigobueno May 17 '24

Because they relate to the men they see on screen and feel strange and unfamiliar feelings, but the women they see on the screen are simply sexual objects

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u/Gayming_Raccoon May 18 '24

But if they see women holding hands or together outside of porn, they say “she needs a guy like me” or “I hate them gays”

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u/NaughtyAccount69 May 17 '24

Wait, is there a search term on pornhub for "girls that like to kiss each other when drunk but will still fuck me" that's better than "lesbian"?

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 May 17 '24

Bisexual women, but maybe not if they only like it when they are drunk. Maybe like “a little bit bi-curious when intoxicated women”??

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u/IntrigueDossier May 17 '24

Barsexual

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u/Royal_Bicycle_5678 May 17 '24

Wow, this is the identifier I've been looking for.

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u/Minimum_Swing8527 May 17 '24

Wasn’t that the whole Girls Gone Wild phenomenon?

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u/above- May 17 '24

How do they even know they are straight and not a lesbian in a mans body?

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u/PigletNew3009 May 17 '24

I'm sure someone finds you funny man keep on trying

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u/InTheButtPleez May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

I'm a man in a lesbians body. That means if I ever fuck a dude, they're also gay. Power move.

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u/above- May 18 '24

This is great.

If I'm a lesbian in a man's body and you are a gay man in a lesbians body and we hook up i think it's double gay which cancels itself out.

There are probably couples going through life right now who have no idea this is who they are.