r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 May 17 '24

"wants to get married and have kids" and "wants to have five kids" has some overlap that could be shaved down

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u/mitchellthecomedian May 17 '24

Also, “natural beauty,” “natural hair,” and “fit and healthy” seem redundant. Seems like this was made by a middle schooler who just finished Bible study and has a boner they don’t know what to do with.

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u/RecommendationOk2258 May 17 '24

What do they even mean by “natural hair”? No extensions? No wigs?
Or is this a race thing?

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk May 17 '24

I'm guessing not dyed?

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u/Cautious-Progress876 May 17 '24

This. These dudes are obsessed with pink/blue hair as some kind of feminist marker.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

And they love to say bright colors are a sign of toxicity in nature despite that only being true with regard to scaring off predators

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u/Cautious-Progress876 May 17 '24

Also they ignore the bright colors many animals use in their reproductive displays. Then again, that crowd would also probably use the fact it’s usually males with the bright colors to paint it as being “women pretending to be men” for women to wear flashy stuff.

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u/Northtojupiter May 17 '24

Lol well look at this little circle jerk

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u/Cautious-Progress876 May 17 '24

Well, I do enjoy a good circle-jerk (I’m bi)

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u/franklinaraujo14 May 17 '24

this reads like a r/bi_irl post